Mary Smith
NY, NY USA
May your future be filled with wine and roses.
Hector Lucero
Cairo, NY USA
Here's to all the kisses I've snatched,...and vice versa!
Sylvia Turek
San Francisco, CA
May all your troubles be little ones.
Michael Davis
New York, NY
May your arguments be as long-lived as my New Year's Resolutions.
shawn johnson
sarasota,florida
May all of your days be as happy as the ones before.
Rakesh Mehta from Rick Lewis
Bowie, Maryland USA
May the most you ever wish for be the least you ever receive.
Silvia Johnson
Forest Hills, NY US
To Fate, that brought you together,and to Love, that will keep you happy forever.
Dan Ziemecki
Atlanta, GA USA
May the joy you feel today be but a pale shadow of that which is to come.
Glenn Allen
There is no influence like that which lights the domestic fire.
Cloy Tobola
Fargo, N.D. USA
"Nothing is nobler, nor more admirable
Than when two people who see eye-to-eye Live together as husband and wife
Thereby confounding their enemies And delighting their friends."
-Homer, from The Odessy
Dennis Riendeau
Here's to Honor -- get on her and stay on her!!
AKA the sailor's toast among Thistlers of the Pacific Northwest.
Todd O'Hara
New Jersey
May your coffins be made of 100 year old oak
that was planted just yesterday.
Christina gomez
San Francisco ,Ca USA
May the rest of your lives be like a bed of red roses...without the thorns
S. Kelly
May you live a long, happy life, and may my voice be the last one you hear.
Jim Doherty
Brighton, CO USA
My wife(fiance, sister, etc.) doesn't drink much,
when she does it's two at most.
One - she's under the tableTwo - SHE'S UNDER THE HOST!!
O.J
Bumperville USA
Here's to the girl with the long blond hair
She made 'em laugh, she made 'em stare.
She lost her cherry, but that's no sin
Cause she still got the box that the cherry came in!
Steve
Alexandria, VA
May your Love be modern enough to survive the times,
and old fashioned enough to last forever.
Dennis P. Hagemann
Santa Rosa, Ca
Here's to the Husband
Here's to the Wife
May they remain lovers for Life
Doug N.
Holland, MI USA
"May you live as long as you want to,
and want to as long as you live." - Unknown
kelvin sealy
pensacola florida usa
(move glasses as you say this)heres your top to my
bottom
heres by bottom to your top
heres my middleto your middle
now i'm gonna give you a little(pour some into the others glass)
Danielle Fresch
Sandusky, OH USA
Here's to husbands and sweethearts -- may they never meet!
Bob Roth
St. Louis, Mo. USA
Why she hasn't said yes, I think I understand
My Kimberly has been hurt in a way most never know
Although it isn't easy to wait, I'm a patient man
Because by my patience I know that I can show
She is my lady, and will always be
Javier DelCastillo
Princeton, NJ usa
Here's to the Virgin Mary, Who conceived without sinning,
So that we may sin without conceiving!
Tom
Middleburg, Fl USA
To the Bride and Groom,
Three things to remember; Things are more like they
are today than they ever have been before.
The facts, although interesting are irrelevant.
And finally,
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
CHEERS!
Jesse Galindo
Boston, MA
May the happiest day of your past
Be the saddest day of your future
Rob Gordon
Redwood Falls/MN USA
There are those who will tell you that the single life is the only way to go. While it can be said that the single life is more glitzy and glamorous, it is only flash, not substance. You two begin today the journey that proves the rewards of marriage are the most valuable.
Doug Washabaugh
MA US
Although outside it is cold and wintery, inside Shawn and Cindy's hearts it is warm,
and today the seeds oflove have been planted. As the Spring flowers are soon to bloom, may your love florish for a sunny season that never ends.
Raquel Valente
Naugatuck, CT USA
All that we have drank, sang, and danced, no one will ever take away from us.
Jeff Endenburg
Ottawa Canada
May you life together be as happy and free As the rolling waves on the deep blue sea.
Brandon Walsh
Beverly Hills, CA USA
Chin, Chin!
Eddy
Perth WA Australia
"Today, from you and from me, we have made US.
What you now do and what I now do, we do for US.
Although you are still you and I am still me, it is US
that is the guide along life's journey and beyond.
We do for US, our every thought is for US, now and for always."
Dan Zenner
Sturtevant, WI U.S.A
To Dave and Gloria, two very, very nice people,
we wish you Good Health, Happiness and a Wonderful life together,
Congratulations!!!!
Rob Moscoso
Brisbane Australia
Wishing Lea- Anne and Jeff happiness for the coming wedding and in the years ahead
Zeke Saulsbury
Here's to women, the fruit of the vine,
they bloom once a month, and bear fruit every nine.
They're the only creature this side of hell,
who can bring juice from a nut without breaking the shell !!
Dan Weaver
Alpha, NJ USA
No man is complete, until he is married --
then he's finished
Mitch the Geek
State of Confusion US of A
"May I live a thousand years and you athousand and a day, that I should never hear the news that sadly you had passed away."
Debra Gustafson
Lake Geneva,WI USA
May you never lie, cheat or drink
But if you must lie, lie in each others arms
And if you must cheat, cheat death
But if you must drink, drink with all of us, because we love you
Mark P. Ehrenreich
Houston, TX USA
To a couple destined for a world of success not only in life,
but in love, congratulations and good luck, my friends.
Alison Walters
Cambridge, MA USA
Old Irish blessing:May the road rise to meet you
May the wind be ever at your back
May the sun shine warm upon your face,the rain fall soft upon your
fields,
and until we meet again
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.
Dennis Patterson
Owen Sound,Ontario Canada
Darla and Steve may you always be as happy as you are today.
Big Paul
London England
A final word to the Groom: "Remember who's boss, and NEVER answer her back!"
Pidgeon
Georgia
Look out lipsLook out gumsLook out gullet Here she comes!
McKinney
Ritchie USA
Marraige is a lot like the Army, everyone complains,but you'd be surprised at the large number that reenlist.
Ray Curran
Marblehead, MA USA
Here's to you as good as you are,
Here's to me as bad as I am.
As bad as I am, as good as you are,
I'm as good as you are, as bad as I am!
Mike
New York USA
To the ships of our seas, and the women of our land...
may the former be well captained and the latter be well manned.
Mike Frith
Portland, OR USA
Here's to you both a beautiful pair on this,
the birthday of your love affair!
Kyle Fish
Albany, NY USA
May your love be as deep as the ocean, and your troubles as light as the foam.
Jason Teller
Louisville, CO USA
(Bride's Name), please place your hand on the table in front of you.
Now (Groom's Name), put your had on top of (Bride's Name).
I want everybody in the room to see the last time that (Groom's Name) has the upper hand!
Eric L. Mikkelsen
San Antonio, Texas USA
May you share a joy that grows deeper, a friendship that grows closer and a marriage that grows richer through the years. Cheers!
Johnny Shell
Arden, NC USA
May the road you now travel together be filled with much love and success.
Michelle Maclaren
Vancouver, BC Canada
May all your joys be great joys, and all your pain by Champagne!
Rob
Austin TX
A piece of cowboy advice: "There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works."
Glyn Jones
Ottawa Canada
May you have the strength to change those things that can be changed
May you have the patience to live with those things that cannot be changed
May you have the wisdom to know one from the other!
G. Loehndorf
British Columbia canada`
May you share equally in each others' love,
and may all your troubles be little ones.
R.E.L.
Atlanta GA US
Bestman said to the couple: "John, Jane is a wonderful woman.
Jane, Thank-you for making my friend so happy."
Billinda Corrigal
Toronto Canada
As you two have now become one through this holy sacrament of marriage in witness of God and all friends here may he bless you with FAITH, HOPE and CHARITY
Faith - to believe in God
Hope - to love and support each other
Charity - to remember and love each person that touches your lives
Risa Sybrandy
San Diego, CA USA
May your hands be forever clapped in friendship and your hearts forever joined in love
Johnny Uy
Cebu City Philippines
Here's to you, here's to me...May we never disagree.
But if we do, the hell with you...Here's to me!
Valerie Sobel
Calgary, Ab Canada
L'Chaim!
Mark
Louisville, KY USA
May your good times be plenty and your sad times be few;
May your love grow brighter with each day and with each day begin anew;
Let us live for the future and learn from the past;
Because the knowledge you gain will make your marriage last.
Charles O. Sy
Cebu City Philippines
As you set out to write a new chapter in your life as husband and wife,
may your union be like a game of poker:start as a pair and end with a full house!
Jennifer
May you live forever And may I never die
Rob Faber
Portland OR USA
Here's to you and here's to me
and here's to love and laughter,
I'll be true as long as you but not a minute after
Mike McDowell
Lake Station IN USA
A wedding wish-May you never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.
Mike Troutman
Clifton, VA USA
I would like to thank the parents of the bride and groom, for without them,this day could not be possible.
Ed Gold
Sherman Oaks Calif U.S.A.
It is said when a child finds true love the parents find true joy.
Here is a toast to our children true love and the parents true joy.
Dave Reasons
Chattanoog, TN USA
Here's to the bride & mother-in-laws;
Here's to the groom & father-in-laws;
Here's to the sisters and brother-in-laws;
Here's to the brothers and sister-in-laws;
Here's to good friends and friend-in-laws;
May none of them need an attorney-at-law!
Chris Patterson
Newark, DE
We wish them the best of luck but know that
they don't need it,because they already have the best of Love.
Tammy M. Davis
Charlottetown, PEI CANADA
May your love build for you and indestructible community of two, and may your married life be as loving as it is long. To the bride and groom!
Scott Weinstock
Agoura, CA USA
May the best day of your past be the worst day in your future.
Bob Aldrich
Monticello, Indiana USA
My your journey through life be guided by fair winds and following seas.
Greg Montana
Philadelphia, PA USA
From one couple to another(spoken quickly & in
unison):
Here's to you two from we two
for we two hope you two
like we two as much as we two like you two
but if you two don't like we two
as much as we two like you two
then to hell with you two and here's to we two!
rick
portsmouth,nh usa
A Toast
To the glorious mysteries of life.
To all that binds a family as one.
To mirth,
merriment,{man-slaughter}
(or mayhem, murder, Mauers
marriage, mischief)
To dear friends.
To new friends. To youth.
To passion to desire.
To pain to tonight.
Linda Knotts
Gainesville, GA USA
Women have many faults. Men have only two.
Everything they say, and everything they do.
John Mann
Venetia, Pa US
Roses are red, violets are fine, hope your marrage is as happy as mine.
Paul Amorello
Ridgefield, CT USA
ODE TO MY BROTHER PAUL
(given by twin brother Steve)Lisa, meet my brother Paul.
He's the king of slobs and that's know to all.
He leaves his junk everywhere, his socks, his shoes, his underwear.
He took the plunge, he buckled under.
Now he hopes it ain't no blunder.
Life with Paul won't always be great and that's coming
from his first womb mate. I love him and I'll miss him,
so treat him good, and you be smart and take good care of that old fart.
Troy Pierce
Shreveport, LA
"Let us toast the health of the bride,
let us toast the health of the groom, let us toast the person that tied,
let us toast every guest in the room. Look down you gods and
on this couple drop a blessed crown."
Shakespeare
Karl Kindt
Webster Groves, MO USA
(A poem written by Karl Kindt and read at his
brother's wedding as a toast.)Attend to Thy LoveO Man,
Take not thy lady for granted,
Supposing she be the sun or seasons.
'Tis true,
Many a lady hath been compared to a summer's day,
Many a lover hath called upon the moon's powers.But no,
Your lady, beauty though she may be,
Is not a purely natural creature.Like you,
She hath a soul, a mind, a heart,
A heart that can grow turgid with passion.
Your lover,She may be as lovely as the blooming rose,
As sweet as a new spring morning,Your lady,
Though she may be your only true flower of love and passion,
Sitting idly by will cause the flower to droop and wilt.
The flower,That enchanting blossom of fresh love,
Needs to be tended with caring devotion,Or else,
Without fanfare or show,
The love can fade and lose some of its treasured splendor.
So Man,As has been said before,
Make much of time,For life,
O ardent life,Is swiftly passing when it is filled with joy.
O Man,Compare thy love to a gentle river around which flowers grow,
But assume not the effusion shall last forever,
And thus,
Not visiting the banks of her abounding care,
Allow the waters to dissipate and the flowers to wane.
Clyde Wells
May you pluck the feathers from the bird of life and may they tickle your fancy!
Paul Zambo
Orlando Florida
May your troubles be like grand ma's teeth, few and far between
Michelle L.
Phila. PA. USA
Eddie and Evette, As swift as time may be may it never go so quickly that you forget this day; for this day is the way you should feel always and forever.
May the feelings you feel now be the ones you feel always, forever and a day.
Michelle L.
Phila. PA. USA
A commitment should last forever; And life should always be this good.
But when times are hard and the road is rough, remember the words you spoke today,
and remember the way you feel right now and try to forgive, sometimes thats all we have to give. For to love is to learn and to learn is to forgive. Best wishes to you both, and may your love be long lived.
Mark Stano
Neenah, WI USA
May all your children have wealthy parents!
Ray
Germantown, Maryland
To Leslie and Brian - Live long, laugh often, love much
Eric Wielhouwer
Grand Rapids/ MI USA
I wish you both the patience of Job, the wisdom of Solomon, and the children of Israel.
Pam Ballard
Virginia Beach, VA USA
Here's to the men we love,
and here's to the men that love us.
But the men we love
aren't the men that love us,
so screw the men and here's to us!
(A toast for "girls night out")
andy cook
mobile usa
Friends may come and friends may go,
Friends may pass in the night you know.
But friends we'll be until the end,
Peter out or peter in.
Gentle Ben
May love and respect rule your lives!
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Wedding Guide To Speech: Sample Toasts (Part IV)
Jerry
To our beautiful Bride;
May she always stay happy and nice;
With all her love in her eyes;
Not to mention being so witty and wise;
Of that no one can deny;
Specially by the groom, that's why.
And to our handsome Groom;
May he stay as romantic and true;
A husband the role he will assume;
Tell him, for he has no clue;
Everyday a flower or some perfume;
To make her smile and never be blue.
Jim Morrison
East York, Ontario Canada
I can only hope that you will be
as Happy in life
as me and "What's her Name?"
Sarah Johnson
Victoria Canada
May your boots never get dusty and your guns
never get rusty!
Jim Edwards
Emporia, Kansas
May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.
lilly clifford
hazleton. pa usa
health to you
wealth to you
the best that life can give to you
happiness be true to you and life be long and good to you
so here's to the groom with the bride so fair
and here's to the bride with the groom so rare
may every day be happier than the last
Donn Huckle
Strathroy, Ontario Canada
Here's to your health if your blood's good,
And here's to your blood if your health's good,
Here's to your blood and here's to your health
And here's to your bloody good health.
Mark
Beaverton/OR USA
May the happiness you feel today pale in comparison
to the happiness you feel fifty years from now.
laura
atlanta
New love is silver,
Wait for the west;
Old love is gold love,
Old love is best.
Julie
An Old Irish Wedding Blessing:
May God be with you and bless you.
May you see your children's children.
May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings.
May you know nothing but happiness from this day forward.
Toastmaster
Midland, MI. U.S.A
Live the Good Life!
Eileen Nikola
Brewster, New York U.S.A.
Marriage, graveyard of love affair.
Rena
NY US
No matter what you say or do, always remember that you
love each other.
Nigel
Turramurra, Sydney Australia
May you love your husband,
and you love your wife,
like Jesus loves you both
Bob Walton
Oskaloosa, Ia. USA
Friends may come and friends may go.
Some friends peter out you know.
But I'll be your friend through thick or thin.
Peter out, or peter in.
thomas & niamh
dublin ireland
to patsy and eoghan, all you need is love
Cory Brady
Memphis/TN USA
May all your pleasures become habits;
And all your habits become legal.
Patti
Madison Heights, MI USA
Here's to lying, cheating, and stealing,
May you lie only to your enemies, cheat only death,
and steal only each other's hearts
Joy-Abel
Welcome to the next chapter in life! Be sure it's a happy ending.
ARMANDO PADIN
MIAMI FL
WISHING THEM THE BEST IN THE WORLD AND
HOPE THEY WILL BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES
Dave
LaGrande, Oregon USA
May your love for each other grow like a rose and
bloom.
Tina Weber
Ontario Canada
Bride's toast to groom (or vise versa):
Never Above You,
Never Below You,
Always Beside You.
Perry M.
North York, Ontario Canada
(toast to bride or groom from good friends)
With a past like ours, who needs a future?
Well my friend, yours is sitting beside you!
Jayne McElheney
Orange, VA USA
Here's to John & Jan....
may you have many years of good health and happiness,
and to you Jan...
THANKS FOR BEING THE ASPIRIN TO MY HEADACHE!!!!!!!
(From brother of the groom to the bride)
Collins Morrison
May all your takeoffs equal your landings.
RML
Royal Oak, MI
"Standing at the crossroads,
trying to read the sign,
to tell me which way I should go to find the answer,
and all the time I know,
just plant your love and let it grow"
from "Let it Grow", Eric Clapton
Doug Batey
Gig Harbor, WA USA
May you always be each other's best friend,
May your honeymoon be filled with smiles & laughter,
And may you live happily married ever after.
Signed on: Tue Apr 15 00:17:23 EDT 1997
anthony
San Diego CA US
Your mother in law is always right!
Big Ben
Odessa, FL USA
Here's to the cut that never heals,
The more you rub it the better it feels.
You can rub it and scrub it and give it hell,
But you can't get rid of the goddamn smell.
Signed on: Sun Apr 20 12:45:50 EDT 1997
Ed Barbanell
SLC, UT USA
Here's to Bread! It makes the best Taost!
david webb
md us
To marriage: an exercise that works every muscle in the human spirit.
Mike Wiley
Maumee, OH USA
May you always look into each other's eyes as you did the night you first met.
Martin Fulcrum
Richmond
Rub a dub dub...thanks for the grub. Yeah God!
Let's Eat
Richard Bernard
Oxford England
Don't look for the perfect spouse in each other, try to be the perfect spouse for each other.
Laurie Mattos
San Jose, CA USA
May your marriage be like a fine wine, getting better and better with age.
Jim Jablonski
Calumet City, Il.
Here's to (couple's names)...
May your years together be as wonderful as today.
May your sorrows be few and your joys countless.
And may a flight of angels carry you as one from from this day forward.
JOHN WILHELM
WHITBY, ONTARIO CANADA
MAY YOU LIVE LONG & HAPPY LIVES AND MAY YOUR CHILDREN GROW UP TO BECOME EVEN HALF THE PERSON AS THEIR UNCLE JOHN.
Sandra
NY US
Happiness to the couple.
RICH
PHILADELPHIA, PA U.S.A.
DRINK ONLY THE BEST:
SMOKE ONLY THE FINEST:
LAY ONLY THE SWEETEST:
AND LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO PARTY WITH YOUR KIDS!
Drew Kieffer
To for Better or for Worse. May your Lives together be Far Better than Worse.
Ken
Dallas, TX USA
Fout secrets to a happy life:
Lie, Cheat, Steal, and Drink.
When you lie, you lie to save a friend.
When you cheat, you cheat death.
When you steal, you steal a young maiden's heart.
When you drink, you drink amounst friends.
Mike Stuart Jones
California USA
Here's to you and here's to me and all that I have
turned out to be. And if you don't like me, well,
fuck you, here's to me....
John Wayne Bobbitt
Intercourse, PA USA!
Here's to the gal I married at sea
It seems she took a part of me.
No, not my heart (though thank the fates)
and now I can't even masturbate!
So to all you guys at the altar today
just put the brakes on! Run away!
For on this matter I won't jest
for I've been rendered 'memberless'.
Glenn
Pocomoke City, Maryland USA
Here's to Heat! Not the kinda Heat that ignites
and brings down shanty's but the kinda Heat that
ignites and brings down Panties.
Paul A. Luis
Toronto, Ontario Canada
May love always be in your minds, in you bodies
but most of all......in your hearts!
God bless
It isn't my favourite toast, but it's my toast.
Obrigado!
jenny
winston-salem nc usa
here's to you and here's to me and if by chance we disagree, fuck you and here's to me.
Stu Palermo
New Orleans, LA USA
When I think of Mike, one thing comes to mind: FIRE, no really, I mean FIRE!
Ingiting, cobmustion, burning flames
At age 7, Mike tried to burn down my backyard playhouse.
By age 14, we had to notify the national forest service whenever we took Mike camping.
At age 16, Mike was the first person ever to light a metal street sign.
By age 19, all of our friends can show a ?Mike?s fireworks scar.?
Even tonight, when mike went to light the unity candle,
I looking around the church for where the fire extinguishers were located.
But tonight, Mike didn't just light a candle.
Mike lit a fire in a young lady?s eyes,
and a torch which will serve as an example to all of his friends.
Mike and Janie,
may your new life be as intense as a roaring fire,
may it burn as long as the fiery sun in the sky,
and may your troubles float away like ashes in the night air.
Judy Fonseca
Waukegan, IL USA
"Here's to marriage, that happy state that resembles a pair of scissors: 'So joined that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet punishing anyone who comes between them.'" - Sydney Smith
Kristi
TN
We drink to the men who are big,
We drink to the men who are small,
We drink to the men who say they are big,
But really aren't at all.
But the men we raise our glasses to
In the middle of the night,
Are the men who go from small to big,
And slide it in just right!
Joe Marchitto
West Paterson, N.J. U.S.
May good fortune precede you.
May love walk with you.
May good friends follow you.
Dustin Farrel
NJ
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian, I thought I had found the one. We were good as married in my mind, married in my mind so good, Pink Triangle honestly...
LASNETT BOGLE
KINGSTON JAMAIC
MAY YOUR ARGUMENTS BE AS SHORT-LIVED AS MY ...
To our beautiful Bride;
May she always stay happy and nice;
With all her love in her eyes;
Not to mention being so witty and wise;
Of that no one can deny;
Specially by the groom, that's why.
And to our handsome Groom;
May he stay as romantic and true;
A husband the role he will assume;
Tell him, for he has no clue;
Everyday a flower or some perfume;
To make her smile and never be blue.
Jim Morrison
East York, Ontario Canada
I can only hope that you will be
as Happy in life
as me and "What's her Name?"
Sarah Johnson
Victoria Canada
May your boots never get dusty and your guns
never get rusty!
Jim Edwards
Emporia, Kansas
May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.
lilly clifford
hazleton. pa usa
health to you
wealth to you
the best that life can give to you
happiness be true to you and life be long and good to you
so here's to the groom with the bride so fair
and here's to the bride with the groom so rare
may every day be happier than the last
Donn Huckle
Strathroy, Ontario Canada
Here's to your health if your blood's good,
And here's to your blood if your health's good,
Here's to your blood and here's to your health
And here's to your bloody good health.
Mark
Beaverton/OR USA
May the happiness you feel today pale in comparison
to the happiness you feel fifty years from now.
laura
atlanta
New love is silver,
Wait for the west;
Old love is gold love,
Old love is best.
Julie
An Old Irish Wedding Blessing:
May God be with you and bless you.
May you see your children's children.
May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings.
May you know nothing but happiness from this day forward.
Toastmaster
Midland, MI. U.S.A
Live the Good Life!
Eileen Nikola
Brewster, New York U.S.A.
Marriage, graveyard of love affair.
Rena
NY US
No matter what you say or do, always remember that you
love each other.
Nigel
Turramurra, Sydney Australia
May you love your husband,
and you love your wife,
like Jesus loves you both
Bob Walton
Oskaloosa, Ia. USA
Friends may come and friends may go.
Some friends peter out you know.
But I'll be your friend through thick or thin.
Peter out, or peter in.
thomas & niamh
dublin ireland
to patsy and eoghan, all you need is love
Cory Brady
Memphis/TN USA
May all your pleasures become habits;
And all your habits become legal.
Patti
Madison Heights, MI USA
Here's to lying, cheating, and stealing,
May you lie only to your enemies, cheat only death,
and steal only each other's hearts
Joy-Abel
Welcome to the next chapter in life! Be sure it's a happy ending.
ARMANDO PADIN
MIAMI FL
WISHING THEM THE BEST IN THE WORLD AND
HOPE THEY WILL BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES
Dave
LaGrande, Oregon USA
May your love for each other grow like a rose and
bloom.
Tina Weber
Ontario Canada
Bride's toast to groom (or vise versa):
Never Above You,
Never Below You,
Always Beside You.
Perry M.
North York, Ontario Canada
(toast to bride or groom from good friends)
With a past like ours, who needs a future?
Well my friend, yours is sitting beside you!
Jayne McElheney
Orange, VA USA
Here's to John & Jan....
may you have many years of good health and happiness,
and to you Jan...
THANKS FOR BEING THE ASPIRIN TO MY HEADACHE!!!!!!!
(From brother of the groom to the bride)
Collins Morrison
May all your takeoffs equal your landings.
RML
Royal Oak, MI
"Standing at the crossroads,
trying to read the sign,
to tell me which way I should go to find the answer,
and all the time I know,
just plant your love and let it grow"
from "Let it Grow", Eric Clapton
Doug Batey
Gig Harbor, WA USA
May you always be each other's best friend,
May your honeymoon be filled with smiles & laughter,
And may you live happily married ever after.
Signed on: Tue Apr 15 00:17:23 EDT 1997
anthony
San Diego CA US
Your mother in law is always right!
Big Ben
Odessa, FL USA
Here's to the cut that never heals,
The more you rub it the better it feels.
You can rub it and scrub it and give it hell,
But you can't get rid of the goddamn smell.
Signed on: Sun Apr 20 12:45:50 EDT 1997
Ed Barbanell
SLC, UT USA
Here's to Bread! It makes the best Taost!
david webb
md us
To marriage: an exercise that works every muscle in the human spirit.
Mike Wiley
Maumee, OH USA
May you always look into each other's eyes as you did the night you first met.
Martin Fulcrum
Richmond
Rub a dub dub...thanks for the grub. Yeah God!
Let's Eat
Richard Bernard
Oxford England
Don't look for the perfect spouse in each other, try to be the perfect spouse for each other.
Laurie Mattos
San Jose, CA USA
May your marriage be like a fine wine, getting better and better with age.
Jim Jablonski
Calumet City, Il.
Here's to (couple's names)...
May your years together be as wonderful as today.
May your sorrows be few and your joys countless.
And may a flight of angels carry you as one from from this day forward.
JOHN WILHELM
WHITBY, ONTARIO CANADA
MAY YOU LIVE LONG & HAPPY LIVES AND MAY YOUR CHILDREN GROW UP TO BECOME EVEN HALF THE PERSON AS THEIR UNCLE JOHN.
Sandra
NY US
Happiness to the couple.
RICH
PHILADELPHIA, PA U.S.A.
DRINK ONLY THE BEST:
SMOKE ONLY THE FINEST:
LAY ONLY THE SWEETEST:
AND LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO PARTY WITH YOUR KIDS!
Drew Kieffer
To for Better or for Worse. May your Lives together be Far Better than Worse.
Ken
Dallas, TX USA
Fout secrets to a happy life:
Lie, Cheat, Steal, and Drink.
When you lie, you lie to save a friend.
When you cheat, you cheat death.
When you steal, you steal a young maiden's heart.
When you drink, you drink amounst friends.
Mike Stuart Jones
California USA
Here's to you and here's to me and all that I have
turned out to be. And if you don't like me, well,
fuck you, here's to me....
John Wayne Bobbitt
Intercourse, PA USA!
Here's to the gal I married at sea
It seems she took a part of me.
No, not my heart (though thank the fates)
and now I can't even masturbate!
So to all you guys at the altar today
just put the brakes on! Run away!
For on this matter I won't jest
for I've been rendered 'memberless'.
Glenn
Pocomoke City, Maryland USA
Here's to Heat! Not the kinda Heat that ignites
and brings down shanty's but the kinda Heat that
ignites and brings down Panties.
Paul A. Luis
Toronto, Ontario Canada
May love always be in your minds, in you bodies
but most of all......in your hearts!
God bless
It isn't my favourite toast, but it's my toast.
Obrigado!
jenny
winston-salem nc usa
here's to you and here's to me and if by chance we disagree, fuck you and here's to me.
Stu Palermo
New Orleans, LA USA
When I think of Mike, one thing comes to mind: FIRE, no really, I mean FIRE!
Ingiting, cobmustion, burning flames
At age 7, Mike tried to burn down my backyard playhouse.
By age 14, we had to notify the national forest service whenever we took Mike camping.
At age 16, Mike was the first person ever to light a metal street sign.
By age 19, all of our friends can show a ?Mike?s fireworks scar.?
Even tonight, when mike went to light the unity candle,
I looking around the church for where the fire extinguishers were located.
But tonight, Mike didn't just light a candle.
Mike lit a fire in a young lady?s eyes,
and a torch which will serve as an example to all of his friends.
Mike and Janie,
may your new life be as intense as a roaring fire,
may it burn as long as the fiery sun in the sky,
and may your troubles float away like ashes in the night air.
Judy Fonseca
Waukegan, IL USA
"Here's to marriage, that happy state that resembles a pair of scissors: 'So joined that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet punishing anyone who comes between them.'" - Sydney Smith
Kristi
TN
We drink to the men who are big,
We drink to the men who are small,
We drink to the men who say they are big,
But really aren't at all.
But the men we raise our glasses to
In the middle of the night,
Are the men who go from small to big,
And slide it in just right!
Joe Marchitto
West Paterson, N.J. U.S.
May good fortune precede you.
May love walk with you.
May good friends follow you.
Dustin Farrel
NJ
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian, I thought I had found the one. We were good as married in my mind, married in my mind so good, Pink Triangle honestly...
LASNETT BOGLE
KINGSTON JAMAIC
MAY YOUR ARGUMENTS BE AS SHORT-LIVED AS MY ...
Wedding Guide To Speech: Sample Toasts (Part III)
Denny Moore
Berwick, Maine USA
" May both have the patience to listen "
robert houk
salt lake city
"one drink for me two at the most, three I'm under the table, four I'm under the host" ( my sister in laws' )
Don Payne
Crestline, California USA
Here's to Eve, the Mother of our race, who always wore a fig leaf in the right place. And here's to Adam, the Father of us all, who was johnny-on-the-spot, when the leaves began to fall!
Maryan St. Claire
Long Beach CA 90840 USA
Secrets of life - possess a good sense of humor & a short memory; and love be thine. May you continually discover yourself and each other everyday!
Carrie Sharkins
Pittsburgh, PA USA
May the sparkle in your eyes light your path for the years to come.
John Napolitano
Somerdale, NJ USA
Walt married Kathy; Rich was the best man. A funny segment of Rich's toast went something like this, "I can picture myself one day driving down a picturesque, tree-lined road with quaint houses with white picket fences. As I come around a bend I see a house with a porch and a couple sitting on a swing. You can tell just by looking at them that this man and this woman are totally in love with eachother... The way the look in eachother's eyes, the way they hold eachother's hands... But I just beep, wave, and keep going because I'm going to Walt and Kathy's house down the road!"
Edward Reaven
Jersey City, NJ
To the groom: The great philosopher Confucius once said- Bigamy means having one wife too many; Some say monogamy means the same Good luck!
Todd Blanchard
Chicago, IL USA
Here's to the heat. Not to the heat that brings down shanties. Here's to the heat that brings down panties!
Gary J. Vien
Sparta, New Jersey USA
Here's to it and to it and to it again, and if you ever get to it and don't do it, I hope you never get to it to do it again!
Rebecca Ruddock
Melbourne Australia
Always walk with your faces towards the sun So the shadows will fall behind you.
Lee Daniel Quinn
Freehold/NJ US
May your obstitrician find your babies so beautiful that he delivers them free!
George Plimpton
Paris TX
A favorite at cannibal weddings: "May the skin of your bum never cover a drum."
Tech Weenie
somewhere, state some country
May you live long lives, doing what you love, together. And when the time comes for you to pass away, may you die as you lived, doing what you love, together.
Christina Ramos
Rio de Janeiro Brazil
May your children always have a rich father and a beautiful mother !
Joseph Pecoraro
Rochester, NY USA
May you love each other more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow.
Mark Covey
Moorhead, MN USA
By my sister: "I wish you a long, happy marriage. But if that is not to be, remember, Deb gets the dishes!"
Cynthia McAllister
Athens, Ohio USA
(This toast was given the the Best Man who is also the father of the Groom) May you be poor in misfortune and rich in blessings. May you be slow to make enemies And quick to make friends. But, rich or poor, quick or slow May you know nothing but happiness from this day forward. Any may your children bring you as much joy as mine have brought to me.
MItch Mann
Garden Grove, CA USA
Here's to everyday that ends in Y
Jack Mullin
Calm seas and may the wind always be at your back.
Gordon Wilson
Urbana, IL USA
Here's to it! Be sure to do it Whenever you get to it! If you ever get to it And don't do it... May you never get to it again!
Andrea Schoemaker
Moline,IL USA
I would tell you good luck, but I never wish luck on a sure thing.
Wilmar N. Tognazzini
Morro Bay, CA USA
This is a toast adapted from Philippians 2:2: May you be truly happy by loving each other and agreeing wholeheartedly with each other, working together with one heart and mind and purpose.
ARTHUR J. SEILER
BARNEGAT, NJ USA
MAY ALL YOUR UPS AND DOWNS BE BETWEEN THE SHEETS!
Mark Polansky
Tokyo Japan
Omedeto Gozaimasu !! (a general toast in Japanese that means "congratulations", pronounced as follows: o-meh-dih-tow go-sigh-muss
Bill Levey
Birmingham, AL
Here's to the roof above. May it never fall in, and may we good friends gathered below never fall out!
Bill Levey
Birmingham, AL
Thanks to the Irish ... May you be in Heaven an hour before the Devil knows you've died.
Wilbur L Simms
Lake Mary, Fla USA
Here's hoping you live as long as you like and have what you like as long as you live.
Wilbur L. Simms
Lake Mary, Fl USA
A BETTER TOAST May the LORD God be over all in your life, and, may each of you be first in one another's life so you both will have a joyous and fulfilling lifetime of oneness in our LORD.
Ernie Osborne
Rollinsford, NH USA
Having been a wedding photographer for 12 years, my favorite toast so far is: "May all your ups and downs be in the bedroom". This one brought the house down!
Julie
Denver, CO
Here's to those who wish them well, all the rest can go to Hell!
Ulan Kye
Mandaluyong Philippines
May the dromedary of happiness fly up your nose.
E.L. Rheault
Regina / SK CAN
May the wind be always at your back, The Sun overhead in a clear sky and the one you love by your side
Pete Wirth
New Lebanon, NY USA
Here's to you in my sober mood As I ponder, sit and think. And here's to you in my druken mood As I gamble, sin and drink. When my flying days are over And from this world I pass I hope they bury me upside down So the world can kiss my ....
Notty
(To the Groom:) Remember, marriage is like weightlifting. You've mastered the jerk. Now it's time for the snatch.
mark fitzsimmons
charlotte, nc usa
" I'D LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST IN HONOR OF "MARK", "MARK", ONCE YOUR HONOR, STAY HONOR...
Christina Brown
Here's hoping this wedding ring will serve as a tourniquet to stop your circulation. (Think about it)
Mike Lach
Lexington, KY
Standing next to each other, facing the world, may you always be able to say, "this is my beloved, this is my friend."
Paul Levey
Laguna, CA USA
To everyone, everywhere... Be to your virtues a little kind, Be to your faults a little blind.
Bubba
Las Vegas
Here's to swimming with bowlegged women!
Michel A. Legault
Moncton, NB Canada
We are only here for a short time, but we're here for a good time.
mj
Here's To The Girl With The Little Red Shoes Who Lost Her Cherry To A Bottle of Booze But That's OK It's No Sin She's Still Got The Box The Cherry Came IN!
Dino Hernandez
san antonio tx usa
Here's to the next one!!!!
paul benson
phila,pa usa
to lee and debbie, may the intensity of your love for each other today be greater than it was yesterday and less than it will be tomorrow!!
Melissa Combs
New Orleans, LA USA
(Delivered by maid-of-honor) Here's to my best friend, and my new best-friend-in-law. May all you troubles be little ones, and may you both live in love and happiness for all the days of your lives.
Chris Cartusciello
Selden, NY USA
They say that marraige is an institution. And I can't think of two people who should be institutionalized more than this bride and this groom.
Mark deSousa
Pickering, Ontario Canada
The wedding night is like a kitchen table! Four legs and no drawers.......
Dave
Perkasie PA USA
God made woman and made her out of lace, he did'nt have enough so he left a little space. God made man and made him out of string, He had a little left so he left a little thing.
Andrew Smith
Canberra ACT Aust
Hers to tall ships, Heres to small ships,Heres to all ships on the sea. But the best ships are friendships...Heres to you and me!
M. L. Hoffman
While it lasts, make it first. If it ends, end it gracefully. Try to stay friends - it will save lots on legal fees. You may not be married for life, but you will be relatives forever,
Greg Wickstrom
Honolulu usa
Love each other as you would your children, Unconditionally!
L. Florence
Houston, Tx. USA
The bride holds up her glass to the grome and says: "My top to your bottom, your bottom to my top, if you're good, I'll give you a little!!!
Terry Van Dyne
Ebanezer/Alabama USA
To the Chef: Good food, good meat, good God let's eat!
James R. Leonard, Ed.D.
Knoxville, TN USA
PEACE!
Carrie Brooke
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania USA
May the twinkle in your eyes stay with you and the love in your hearts never fade.
g mamak
chatham ontario canada
May god bless the couple, give them happiness and courage to live married life
Liz Shelton
Arlington TX USA
Friends may come and friends may go. And some friends peter out you know. But we'll be friends until the end, Peter out or peter in.
Carlo Bertolini
Covington, KY USA
May the best of your past be the worst of your future.
Rick
Calif. USA
:-)
(Groom to the Bride) I've known a lot of women, and I've liked a few, but I've loved only one-- here's to you.
Andrew K. Lorenz
San Jose, CA USA
May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always be at your back, May the rain fall softly upon your fields, And until we meet in heaven, May the good Lord hold the both of you in the palm of His hand.
Jeffrey Fox
Manalapan, N.J. USA
May we live till we die!
Williams Gang
Sydney Oz
"... and remember,on any disagreement the husband is entitled to the last few words...those words are.. Yes,dear.."
Lisa Palmer
Sydney Australia
Today I have married my best friend
Anastasia
San Francisco, CA
For: Diana & Brayden- August 9, 1997 SF ^ Here's to the bride and the bridegroom, We'll ask their success in our prayers, And through life's dark shadows and sunshine That good luck may always be theirs.
george flynt
Brandon, MS USA
"Once a King, always a King, "Once a night, is never enough."
Kirk T. Rostron
Washington D.C. USA
Given to Lance and Kerri Hinds married 7/19/97: By best man Kirk T. Rostron: May Your Hearts be Open to patience and love, May your friends and family fill your house and your life, May patience and compromise guide you through struggle and strife, Enjoy the moments both large and small, And be it known that all present will help when you fall, So hear is a toast on this magnificent day, For your lifes journey together is starting today.
Kevin L. WIllett
Melrose, MA. USA
It been a subject of many a conversations. How long have I known Chris? 15 years 20? Well I and Chris keep in touch every 3-4 weeks, updating to each other whats going on. One time I didnt here from Chris for two months. I and my wife were puzzled. So not knowing where Chris was, we called his mother. She gave us his number where he could be reached. I called, he explained to me that he had just spent the week-end with the most beautiful girl in the world. When he made that statement I reached back to my wallet and gave my wife Vikki an undisclosed amount of money. She won the bet. Everyone please join me in a toast to Chris and Erin, may you have good health and a long life together - congratulations.
Carol Hearst
San Diego, California
Health, Love and Money, and time to enjoy them
Cathy O'Toole
Mtn. View, CA USA
May the most you wish for, be the least your receive. May the best times you've ever had be the worst you'll ever see.
Paul Hewson
Dublin Ireland
Words of wisdom: There are "three rings" in marriage. There's the "engagement ring", there's the "wedding ring" and there's the "suffer-ring".
Jennifer Bruce
Parsippany, NJ USA
"Down the Hatch to a striking match!" - This was the closing to our Best Man's speech.
Ed Oliva
New York, NY USA
Love is a flower, water it every day and enjoy!
Norma Wrenn
Abilene, Texas USA
Wishing you happiness forever.
Dean Rutledge
Girdwood,AK 99587 USA
May you always be lovers But most of all friends And share with each other Whatever life sends May your lifetime together be full and complete and your kisses together be deep warm and sweet
J.
Fairfield, IA USA
Confusion to your enemies.
Dawn Kendall
Chicago, IL UDA
To Kelly and Brian: To Brian: You Always say you are writing a book about women, Well - welcome to the next chapter! And may your ending read that you were happily married ever after! To Kelly: They say that old friends are they best friends. Well - you and I have been friends for 10 years now, and you have been my best friend. But now you have a new best friend sitting beside you. To Kelly and Brian: May you be each other's best friend forever!
Heidi Haines - to Heather and Scott
May your life together be as bright and constant as the evening star, as filled with promise as the new day, as miraculous as Nana and St. Jude (!), and every bit as strong as your family's love, on this, your wedding day. All my love, your big sis, H.
DOUGLASS QUALLS
DENVER CO USA
MAY YOUR SEX LIFE TOGETHER BE AS GOOD AFTER YOU ARE MARRIED AS IT WAS BEFORE YOU WERE MARRIED!
Dean Traiger, MD
Locust Valley, NY USA
A toast to the 4 things in Life: To lying, to cheating, to stealing, and to drinking. If you lie, may you lie to save a good friends life, If you cheat, may you cheat death. If you steal, steal the heart of a fair young lass, and if you drink, drink to your good friends.
Maria Toth
South Bend, IN USA
May your best of yesterdays be your worst of tomorrows.
Tanya
Vancouver, BC Canada
May the roof above us never fall in. And may the friends inside never fall out. Cheers!
Diane Moats
Lakeland, Florida USA
Friends may come and friends may go, and friends may peter out you know, but I'm your friend through thick or thin, peter out or peter in!
R.Manning
Texas USA
"Always remember,wherever you go, there you are. Because if you're not there, you,d be somewhere else!
Paddy O'Shaugnessy
Dublin Ireland
All rise and raise a glass, To the land we love and the love we land!
Elaine Alford
Rathdrum, ID US
May the day after your wedding night be like an old cupboard.... four wobbly legs and a worn knob."
Rob
Cleveland, OH USA
May the best of your past, be the worst of your future!
Mike Wilhelm
Menomonee Falls, WI USA
At my brother's wedding I gave him and his wife each a slice of toast.
Richard Watson
California US of A
(bride) and (groom) are like epoxy. Seperate they are perpetualy sticky, like sap. But together they form a rockhard bond.
Michael Pasek
Waterloo Ontario Canada
From an Apache Indian Wedding Ceremony "Now you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter to the other Now you will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other, Now there is no more loneliness Now there are two persons but one life before you Go now to you dwelling to enter into the days of your life together And may your days be good and long upon the Earth"
Tiffany
Seattle, WA. USA
Give all to love; Obey thy heart; Friends, kindred, days, Estate, good fame, Plans, credit and the Muse- Nothing refuse. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Terence P. O'Coin
Auburn, MA USA
May you have the hindsight to know where you have been. And the foresight to know where you are going. And the insight to know when you have gone too far.
Winn Sammons
Scottsdale, AZ USA
May the love you share forever remain as beautiful as the bride looks today.
Chris SChultz
Tulsa , OK. USA
Never above you. Never below you. Always by your side.
Jim Todd
Frankfort,Illinois USA
I once knew a pirate Celeste, Who travelled from East to West, She came to my house, In a see-through blouse, And revealed her treasure chest.
Jackie
Calgary, Alberta Canada
It is Written : when children find true love, parents find true joy. Here's to your joy and ours, from this day forward.
AndyPooh
New York USA
Here's to those that do it and here's to those that don't do it and to those that don't do it they should be put to it until they do do it so here's to it
Ty Marshall
Charlottesville, Va.
May you live as long as you want to and want to as long as you live.
Brian P Cotter
Mount Maunganui 3002 New Zealand
Here's to you and here's to me, and all the pretty girls.....Swedish toast My spelling will be wrong....But someone will know "Ien Skoll Mien Skoll Allabrancan friekan skoll!!!! If I can add my REALLY FAVOURITE toast....Its Irish. May the road rise with you, may the wind be always at your back, May the sun shine warm upon your face, And the rain fall softly on your fields, And until we meet again, May God keep you in the hollow of His hand!"
Rachel C.
Malaysia
To keep a marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it.. Whenever you're right, shut up !!
Don Walker
Coppell, Tx
A Toast to our Bride and Groom: - Perfect total love between a man and woman is like a flaming ball of fire, composed of 4 layers: - The outer layer of the ball of love is the flame of passion for each other. May you possess it all your lives. - The second layer of the ball of love is the emotion of liking each other, with its ebbs and flows. May your ebbs always be less frequent than your flows. - The third layer is that of friendship; May you always find your best friend in each other. - The fourth and inner layer is the hard, firm core of Decision - shown to us perfectly by our Lord,and this is the same love found in the Bible in I Corinthians 13. May you be constant in your Decision to love each other always. - May you have this perfect, total, love forever.
Walker
At the Wedding Rehearsal, 1997 A Toast: May the Lord of all creation bless you and become part of your daily lives; May the perfect, selfless love He showed all of us be the love you have for each other. May each of you always seek to be the perfect mate, and in so doing, have the perfect mate. May those of us who love you, love you as one, as you will become.
Colleen Talbot
Ottawa Ontario CANADA
Here's to my lips and here's to my toes Where many quarts and gallons goes!!!
Rick DeCanio
Holtsville NY US
Toast to my best friend Bob and his wife Jen: " To Love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others. Bobby and Jen have found that miracle in one another, and I am proud to be the first to wish them a life time of love and happiness.....
Subhan Burton
Villa Rica, Georgia USA
May your Joys exceed sorrows, may your Ecstacy exceed pain, may your unselfish Love exceed your selfishness, may you live for the sake of the other, and may the bounty of this Life be in Abundance!
McCauley, Edward
Mannheim germany
Here's to you, and here's to me. The best of friends we shall always be. But if we ever disagree, forget you, and here's to me!
Cord Shiflet
Austin, Texas USA
Heres to the breezes That blows through the treeses And lifts the skirts above the kneeses To Reveal the place that squeezes, teases and pleases. Oh Jesus! What a snatch. Down the hatch!
Michael Foreman
Winchester, VA USA
To David and Liz: May all your days be filled with sunshine and all your nights with romance, and all the time between with love. The love of your parents has brought you this far, now may your love for each other carry you forward this day and always.
Stewart Foreman
Winchester, VA 22601
In every game or contest we have played, my brother David lost. He picked a loser for a pro football team. He picked a loser for a pro baseball team. At last, he has picked a winner! To David and Liz, I love you both...Stu
Captain Bob
Union City, CA USA
The vows have been said, the cake has been cut, lets hope (brides name) doesn't grow a big butt!
Geoff Ryder
Fremont, CA
Kampai!
Degaz
Detroit, MI
May we gather here twenty five years down the road and hear the groom's complaint of sitting on the end of the bed complaining that it's too big!
Jennifer
Milton, PA U.S.
However rare true love is, true friendship is rarer.
Michael Bookstein
Montclair, VA USA
There are several gifts that a husband and wife can give to one another, but these are the greatest ones: The gift of understanding, The gift of mutal support, The gift of perfect trust, and most of all the gift of love. So please join me in raising your glasses to Kirk and Kathy. May the happiness you feel today pale in comparison to the happiness you feel fifty years from now.
Bryan Kler
Carrollton,GA usa
Here's a toast to the lovely bride And to the husband by her side. Here's a toast to home they are going to share May love and trust dwell with them there. Here's to the husband here's to the wife May they remain lovers all of their life.
Matthew Krokosz
Edison/NJ USA
Scott and I have been the best of friends since 1st grade and he has been like a brother to me my entire life. We have had the opportunity to share many special occasions together and I am truly honored to be here tonight making the first toast to Scott and Diane as husband and wife. I can remember when Scott and I were young boys and we would ride our bikes around the same block each and every day after school. I don't think either one of us really knows why we rode our bikes around the same block each and every day after school... I guess it was just the hope of finding something new and exciting around each and every corner. Today, I walk my dog around that very same block because it brings back fond memories of a special friendship that I'll always remember. Scott and Diane, as you start your new life together today on a different block with different faces, I would just like to wish the both of you health, happiness and success around each and every corner. Congratulations Scott and Diane, and may the happiest day of your past be the saddest day of your future. Cheer!
John Dwyer
a song is not a song until its sung a bell is not a bell until its rung and love is not love until its given away, and today [bride] and [groom] have given there love to each other and shared it with all of us
rob
MI USA
tonight i have the opportunity to share with all of you some of steve's most embarassing stories, but, there will be time for that later. Instead i would like all of you to raise your glasses in honor of our newly-weds.Steve,Sheila: This is to life, may it give you it's best. And this is for patience, let it take care of the rest. This is to marriage, may it always be fun. And this is to love, let it burn like the sun. So heres to the groom with the bride so fair. And heres to the bride with the groom so rare. Cheers..
David Van Meter
Chanhassen, MN USA
As you slide down the banister of life. May all the splinters point downward.
John F. Marchok
Phoenix, AZ USA
A TOAST TO BETSY GRAY and MIKE MEANS (Married at Wellshire Inn in Denver, CO on 9-12-97). LOVE IS A FLOWER YOU MUST CAREFULLY TEND SO MAY YOU ALWAYS BE EACH OTHER'S BEST FRIEND. TEND YOUR LOVE WITH WARM SMILES AND LAUGHTER. AND MAY GOOD FORTUNE FILL YOUR "EVER AFTER." BE A SHELTER TO EACH OTHER WHEN LIFE IS UNKIND AND TO EACH OTHER'S "FAULTS" BE A LITTLE BLIND. LIGHT YOUR PATHS WITH SPARKLE FROM YOUR EYES. AND WATCH AS YOUR LOVE TAKES WINGS AND FLIES. MAY THE WINGS OF YOUR LOVE NEVER LOSE A FEATHER. BUT LAST AND LAST AND LAST FOREVER. OMEDETO GOZAIMASU KAMPAI
Brent Bussey
Forever good friends we shall be But if by chance you don't agree The hell with you and here's to ME
John K.
Phx/AZ USA
"May you have as much fun being married as (groom's name) has had being single"
jeff shelton
phoenix, az usa
I can tell you its an honor and a privilege to be bob's best man. You see i've known him all my life, and i can tell you as a baby bob was very ugly!! As a matter of fact bob's mom beth didn't experience morning sickness until after bob was born. Now i don't want to bore you with high school stories because the statute of limitations hasn't expired yet. so let's get to the good stuff. If you know bob like i do he's got an ego bigger than the grand canyon. Bob once said "if there is such a thing as reincarnation i'm coming back as myself". every night before he goes to bed he puts his arms around shawn and tells her how lucky she is to have him. Bob also brags of having the "body of a 20 year old". I agree, a 20 year old volvo!!!!! Now Shawn always wanted to marry a virgin, and well I don't know the answer to that, frankly i don't want to know. I do know that before bob met shawn, the last woman he had been inside was the STATUE OF LIBERTY!!!!! IN all seriousness, bob's a great guy and a true friend. I love him and his new bride very much. cheers!!!!!!!!
Robert M. Plaisted
Jonesboro Me. US
This is a toast that I gave at my brothers wedding May your hearts be open with patience and love. May your lives be filled with blessings from above. May you always share the best that life can provide. As you spend your lifetime together side by side. Congratulations and best wishes.
ang
auburn usa
to rose-cheeked maidens and light-foot lads.
STEVE TUZNIK
MOUNT PROSPECT, IL USA
Don,t ever go to bed mad. Stay up and fight!!
Sidney
Florida US
Say "I Love You" everyday will guarantee harmony within your hearts and home. Cheers!
C Jeffries
California mD USA
There are few occasions we celebrate with more vigor than a wedding….. and sadly there are many institutions we hold above marriage Today the wedding tomorrow the marriage! We associate love with the cause of marriage and happiness as the longevity of marriage, I think they are both the same.. the toast……. Happiness or love is like a kiss… in order to get anything good out of it you have to give it to sombody else.. To your happiness and love!!
Janet
Alberta Canada
(to quote my Mother.....ALOT!) I drink to your health when I'm with you I drink to your health when I'm alone I drink to your health so often I worry about my own!
F. H. Sullivan
Georgia
(Grooms hands on top of the Brides hands) From an old married couple.."This will be last time you will EVER have the upper hand!"
Chris Eckes
NC US
I wish upon thee happiness and joy, to be with your loved one all the while. To the groom and bride, ahh such delight, to be with loved ones till life's twilight. Never better, never for worse, ye stay together, to be with your loved one like birds to a feather.
Dan & Buffy
British Columbia Canada
Here are the three rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffe-ring!!
Bill
Indianapolis
May you live as long as you want but never want as long as you live.
DJ
Fresno, CA CA
don't have one, that's why I'm here....
Jess Kemp
Jourdanton, Texas
"As you slide down the banister of life, may all the splinters be pointing in the right direction."
Pepe
Fairfield, ca USA
MAY YOUR WEDDING BLISS BE AS LONG AS THE HAIR ON MY BACK.
Kathleen
Pittsburgh, Pa USA
This is a toast given by my grandson who was bestman for his brother: To my best friend and little brother, Dan And his beautiful bride, Jodie.......... Who today became one--one love, one life. I love them both very much. It is an honor just to be here on behalf of these two--- two of the nicest,kindest people I know. To my bother and new sister-in-law..... I can wish you only this... May you succeed in all you do together, know your children’s children and live happily ever after. Please stand and join me in this, the first toast to --- DAN AND JODIE as HUSBAND AND WIFE!
Kathleen
Pittsburgh, Pa USA
This is a toast given by my grandson who was bestman for his brother: To my best friend and little brother, Dan And his beautiful bride, Jodie.......... Who today became one--one love, one life. I love them both very much. It is an honor just to be here on behalf of these two--- two of the nicest,kindest people I know. To my bother and new sister-in-law..... I can wish you only this... May you succeed in all you do together, know your children’s children and live happily ever after. Please stand and join me in this, the first toast to --- DAN AND JODIE as HUSBAND AND WIFE!
Paulla Jeffers
Dallas, Texas USA
I wrote this poem for my daughter Jill and her husband, Mike Teigen, an Air Force pilot. My son-in-law to be, Mike, I ask your attention to this plea. Keep this daughter of mine to your side And treat her tenderly. Don’t worry about the material things. Instead, give her your love and respect. Affection, laughs, and attention And never ever neglect To allow her to grow in self Or listen to her ideas and dreams. Instead be one of her support systems Be her partner on this team. Be patient and understanding Take her on picnics and nature walks. Snuggle with her every day Have quiet times and long talks. Have friends over for dinner Friends like those here tonight. Community is so very important Through the good times and in strife. Don’t say hurtful things when angry Pain of harsh words is hard to absolve And spitefulness accomplishes nothing No problem does it solve. Being right brings you no glory If your partner is in pain So when she’s made her point Give her a hug and take some blame. Enjoy this marriage you’re committing to And work at it day and night As if you’re flying without instruments And it will be a great flight! Now, these words to my daughter, Jill For keeping her marriage in the best of tune. Take the same advice I just gave Mike AND always sleep in the nude! I love you both! Mom
Jeff Bracken
Gilbert, AZ USA
Terri, Meet My Friend Tim Terri, Terri, Terri, meet my friend Tim. I seek to advise you, regarding him. The problem is... Where do I begin? His past is questionable, it's hard to deny "I have no recollection", will be his reply. He'll try to convince you that he's always right. He's clever, he's slick, but he doesn't bite. He's cunning, He's brash, and before you know it; He'll be spending your cash. Life with Tim won't always be great, take it from me, I'm his cube mate. He took the plunge, he buckled under, choosing you was no blunder. He does have his fine points, no one can refute. He's fun, he's witty; and you think he's cute. May God bless you and keep you, in your union today. In love, and happy, may you always stay. We Love You! The Brackens.
John Fernandes
Dhahran Saudi Arabia
May your troubles all be small ones (pun intended!) And your fortunes ten times ten!!
Jorge Diaz
New York USA
"May all your pain be champagne"
Don Hughes
Round Rock, Texas USA
May God bless and keep you always, May your wishes all come true, May you always do for others and let others do for you, May you build a ladder to the stars, climb on every rung and May you stay forever young.
Jeff
"My brother and I have always shared everything and I hope that won't stop now! Congratulations and good luck always!
Lora Lee
Santa Cruz CA
For the Bride & Groom to toast each other. Here's to me, here's to you Here's to love & laughter I'll be true as long as you and not a minute after.
Robert Coleman
Palm Beach, FL USA
They say that brevety is the soul of wit; Here's to life and love and laughter here's to happily ever after
Dennis McCreery
Bellevue, WA USA
To the Bride and Groom: May you never lie, cheat, drink, or steal... But if you must lie, then lie in each other's arms. If you must cheat, then cheat death! If you must drink, then drink deeply of the love you have in this relationship. And if you must steal, then steal time from your busy lives to be together. May the blessings of us all be on you two as you enter into your new life.
Alec MacGillivray
Summerville, New Jersey
Elderly, wise uncle to bride and groom: "Remember marriage is like a hot bath, after awhile its not so hot."
Fred
Charlotte
I only hope that Susie and Johnnie will be as happy as my wife is.
Pat Dante
Fort Ashby, West Virginia USA
May the best of your past be the worst of your future!
Brett
Newcastle Australia
Twenty Seven years ago Lyndals mum put her to bed with a dummy..... Tonight history repeats itself !
craig rockman
michigan usa
from the best friend of the groom "Here's to true love, may it always be spoken Here's to true friendship, may it never be broken"
Jaime Distefano
San Jose, Ca. USA
Comment made prior to toast: -note, couple are heavy into backpacking. The person seeking the steepest path is rewarded with the most spectacular view. Today, (said couple) embark on a joyous journey. The toast: May undulating trails lead to panoramic vistas and the hearth back in camp, stoked with your love and devotion, burn forever bright; a beacon for all those near.
Jerry Sutherlen
Manassas VA USA
"May you both be in Heaven an hour before the devil knows youre dead!"
Russ Walker
Abq, NM USA
May bad times follow you all your life, but never catch you.
Trey Brown
Nashville, TN USA
Remember, a wedding is like a funeral where a man smells the flowers.
max
oakhurst/ca usa
Here's to Mel and Susan and Susan and Mel. May they be, forever friends,lasting lovers and have a magical,prosperous, fantastic long life together. To fate that brought you together,and to love that will keep you happy forever. Welcome to the new chapter in your life..
Chris Borger
Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
November 8, Mayfonk Art We lift our glasses to Martin and Michelle May your life together be filled with love and laughter May your joys be many and your troubles be few May you enjoy prosperity together and may God be always with you
Zorak Ramone
ABnormal USA
Butter and milk come from cows just like your mom! :)
Junior
New Providence, NJ USA
To us and those like us, Damn few left!
LARRY FERNANDES
DUBLIN CA USA
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY PORSCHE
Keith Schuler
Lemont, Illinois USA
I knocked her up - so I guess I got to marry her... but man is she ugly!
MEK
GLENMOORE, pA USA
Roses are red Violets are Blue Hope that your marriage Will be happy for You
Bill Kennedy
Sacramento, CA USA
May your heads grow old on the same pillow.
Jeanie Bellamy Johnson
Everett, Wa. USA
At our "Brady Bunch" wedding at the Oregon Coast, our son & daughter were our best man & maid of honor. Our son's toast was "May the sea hold for you in 25 years as much love as it does for you today." Our daughter's toast was "May your love be as deep as the ocean, and your troubles as light as the foam."
Jeanie Bellamy Johnson
Everett,WA USA
"May your love be as deep as the ocean, and your troubles as light as the foam."
Jeanie Bellamy Johnson
Everett,WA USA
"May your love be as deep as the ocean, and your troubles as light as the foam."
Jim Williams
Tucson, AZ
To Coreen & Scott, May neither of you expect the other to be perfect but may both of you make every attempt at being perfect for each other. May your future be a joint venture of great health, happiness, and prosperity. God bless you both!
Cynthia
Tucson, Arizona USA
A Toast To The Groom Here's to the best years of your life, The years you spent with another man's wife... Your Mother, God Bless Her.
Sean
Austin, TX usa
To my brother and his lovely bride, I cannot think of a more disturbing ----no, I'm sorry a most deserving couple. May your love last longer than my brother's hairline. God Bless Texas!
Berwick, Maine USA
" May both have the patience to listen "
robert houk
salt lake city
"one drink for me two at the most, three I'm under the table, four I'm under the host" ( my sister in laws' )
Don Payne
Crestline, California USA
Here's to Eve, the Mother of our race, who always wore a fig leaf in the right place. And here's to Adam, the Father of us all, who was johnny-on-the-spot, when the leaves began to fall!
Maryan St. Claire
Long Beach CA 90840 USA
Secrets of life - possess a good sense of humor & a short memory; and love be thine. May you continually discover yourself and each other everyday!
Carrie Sharkins
Pittsburgh, PA USA
May the sparkle in your eyes light your path for the years to come.
John Napolitano
Somerdale, NJ USA
Walt married Kathy; Rich was the best man. A funny segment of Rich's toast went something like this, "I can picture myself one day driving down a picturesque, tree-lined road with quaint houses with white picket fences. As I come around a bend I see a house with a porch and a couple sitting on a swing. You can tell just by looking at them that this man and this woman are totally in love with eachother... The way the look in eachother's eyes, the way they hold eachother's hands... But I just beep, wave, and keep going because I'm going to Walt and Kathy's house down the road!"
Edward Reaven
Jersey City, NJ
To the groom: The great philosopher Confucius once said- Bigamy means having one wife too many; Some say monogamy means the same Good luck!
Todd Blanchard
Chicago, IL USA
Here's to the heat. Not to the heat that brings down shanties. Here's to the heat that brings down panties!
Gary J. Vien
Sparta, New Jersey USA
Here's to it and to it and to it again, and if you ever get to it and don't do it, I hope you never get to it to do it again!
Rebecca Ruddock
Melbourne Australia
Always walk with your faces towards the sun So the shadows will fall behind you.
Lee Daniel Quinn
Freehold/NJ US
May your obstitrician find your babies so beautiful that he delivers them free!
George Plimpton
Paris TX
A favorite at cannibal weddings: "May the skin of your bum never cover a drum."
Tech Weenie
somewhere, state some country
May you live long lives, doing what you love, together. And when the time comes for you to pass away, may you die as you lived, doing what you love, together.
Christina Ramos
Rio de Janeiro Brazil
May your children always have a rich father and a beautiful mother !
Joseph Pecoraro
Rochester, NY USA
May you love each other more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow.
Mark Covey
Moorhead, MN USA
By my sister: "I wish you a long, happy marriage. But if that is not to be, remember, Deb gets the dishes!"
Cynthia McAllister
Athens, Ohio USA
(This toast was given the the Best Man who is also the father of the Groom) May you be poor in misfortune and rich in blessings. May you be slow to make enemies And quick to make friends. But, rich or poor, quick or slow May you know nothing but happiness from this day forward. Any may your children bring you as much joy as mine have brought to me.
MItch Mann
Garden Grove, CA USA
Here's to everyday that ends in Y
Jack Mullin
Calm seas and may the wind always be at your back.
Gordon Wilson
Urbana, IL USA
Here's to it! Be sure to do it Whenever you get to it! If you ever get to it And don't do it... May you never get to it again!
Andrea Schoemaker
Moline,IL USA
I would tell you good luck, but I never wish luck on a sure thing.
Wilmar N. Tognazzini
Morro Bay, CA USA
This is a toast adapted from Philippians 2:2: May you be truly happy by loving each other and agreeing wholeheartedly with each other, working together with one heart and mind and purpose.
ARTHUR J. SEILER
BARNEGAT, NJ USA
MAY ALL YOUR UPS AND DOWNS BE BETWEEN THE SHEETS!
Mark Polansky
Tokyo Japan
Omedeto Gozaimasu !! (a general toast in Japanese that means "congratulations", pronounced as follows: o-meh-dih-tow go-sigh-muss
Bill Levey
Birmingham, AL
Here's to the roof above. May it never fall in, and may we good friends gathered below never fall out!
Bill Levey
Birmingham, AL
Thanks to the Irish ... May you be in Heaven an hour before the Devil knows you've died.
Wilbur L Simms
Lake Mary, Fla USA
Here's hoping you live as long as you like and have what you like as long as you live.
Wilbur L. Simms
Lake Mary, Fl USA
A BETTER TOAST May the LORD God be over all in your life, and, may each of you be first in one another's life so you both will have a joyous and fulfilling lifetime of oneness in our LORD.
Ernie Osborne
Rollinsford, NH USA
Having been a wedding photographer for 12 years, my favorite toast so far is: "May all your ups and downs be in the bedroom". This one brought the house down!
Julie
Denver, CO
Here's to those who wish them well, all the rest can go to Hell!
Ulan Kye
Mandaluyong Philippines
May the dromedary of happiness fly up your nose.
E.L. Rheault
Regina / SK CAN
May the wind be always at your back, The Sun overhead in a clear sky and the one you love by your side
Pete Wirth
New Lebanon, NY USA
Here's to you in my sober mood As I ponder, sit and think. And here's to you in my druken mood As I gamble, sin and drink. When my flying days are over And from this world I pass I hope they bury me upside down So the world can kiss my ....
Notty
(To the Groom:) Remember, marriage is like weightlifting. You've mastered the jerk. Now it's time for the snatch.
mark fitzsimmons
charlotte, nc usa
" I'D LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST IN HONOR OF "MARK", "MARK", ONCE YOUR HONOR, STAY HONOR...
Christina Brown
Here's hoping this wedding ring will serve as a tourniquet to stop your circulation. (Think about it)
Mike Lach
Lexington, KY
Standing next to each other, facing the world, may you always be able to say, "this is my beloved, this is my friend."
Paul Levey
Laguna, CA USA
To everyone, everywhere... Be to your virtues a little kind, Be to your faults a little blind.
Bubba
Las Vegas
Here's to swimming with bowlegged women!
Michel A. Legault
Moncton, NB Canada
We are only here for a short time, but we're here for a good time.
mj
Here's To The Girl With The Little Red Shoes Who Lost Her Cherry To A Bottle of Booze But That's OK It's No Sin She's Still Got The Box The Cherry Came IN!
Dino Hernandez
san antonio tx usa
Here's to the next one!!!!
paul benson
phila,pa usa
to lee and debbie, may the intensity of your love for each other today be greater than it was yesterday and less than it will be tomorrow!!
Melissa Combs
New Orleans, LA USA
(Delivered by maid-of-honor) Here's to my best friend, and my new best-friend-in-law. May all you troubles be little ones, and may you both live in love and happiness for all the days of your lives.
Chris Cartusciello
Selden, NY USA
They say that marraige is an institution. And I can't think of two people who should be institutionalized more than this bride and this groom.
Mark deSousa
Pickering, Ontario Canada
The wedding night is like a kitchen table! Four legs and no drawers.......
Dave
Perkasie PA USA
God made woman and made her out of lace, he did'nt have enough so he left a little space. God made man and made him out of string, He had a little left so he left a little thing.
Andrew Smith
Canberra ACT Aust
Hers to tall ships, Heres to small ships,Heres to all ships on the sea. But the best ships are friendships...Heres to you and me!
M. L. Hoffman
While it lasts, make it first. If it ends, end it gracefully. Try to stay friends - it will save lots on legal fees. You may not be married for life, but you will be relatives forever,
Greg Wickstrom
Honolulu usa
Love each other as you would your children, Unconditionally!
L. Florence
Houston, Tx. USA
The bride holds up her glass to the grome and says: "My top to your bottom, your bottom to my top, if you're good, I'll give you a little!!!
Terry Van Dyne
Ebanezer/Alabama USA
To the Chef: Good food, good meat, good God let's eat!
James R. Leonard, Ed.D.
Knoxville, TN USA
PEACE!
Carrie Brooke
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania USA
May the twinkle in your eyes stay with you and the love in your hearts never fade.
g mamak
chatham ontario canada
May god bless the couple, give them happiness and courage to live married life
Liz Shelton
Arlington TX USA
Friends may come and friends may go. And some friends peter out you know. But we'll be friends until the end, Peter out or peter in.
Carlo Bertolini
Covington, KY USA
May the best of your past be the worst of your future.
Rick
Calif. USA
:-)
(Groom to the Bride) I've known a lot of women, and I've liked a few, but I've loved only one-- here's to you.
Andrew K. Lorenz
San Jose, CA USA
May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always be at your back, May the rain fall softly upon your fields, And until we meet in heaven, May the good Lord hold the both of you in the palm of His hand.
Jeffrey Fox
Manalapan, N.J. USA
May we live till we die!
Williams Gang
Sydney Oz
"... and remember,on any disagreement the husband is entitled to the last few words...those words are.. Yes,dear.."
Lisa Palmer
Sydney Australia
Today I have married my best friend
Anastasia
San Francisco, CA
For: Diana & Brayden- August 9, 1997 SF ^ Here's to the bride and the bridegroom, We'll ask their success in our prayers, And through life's dark shadows and sunshine That good luck may always be theirs.
george flynt
Brandon, MS USA
"Once a King, always a King, "Once a night, is never enough."
Kirk T. Rostron
Washington D.C. USA
Given to Lance and Kerri Hinds married 7/19/97: By best man Kirk T. Rostron: May Your Hearts be Open to patience and love, May your friends and family fill your house and your life, May patience and compromise guide you through struggle and strife, Enjoy the moments both large and small, And be it known that all present will help when you fall, So hear is a toast on this magnificent day, For your lifes journey together is starting today.
Kevin L. WIllett
Melrose, MA. USA
It been a subject of many a conversations. How long have I known Chris? 15 years 20? Well I and Chris keep in touch every 3-4 weeks, updating to each other whats going on. One time I didnt here from Chris for two months. I and my wife were puzzled. So not knowing where Chris was, we called his mother. She gave us his number where he could be reached. I called, he explained to me that he had just spent the week-end with the most beautiful girl in the world. When he made that statement I reached back to my wallet and gave my wife Vikki an undisclosed amount of money. She won the bet. Everyone please join me in a toast to Chris and Erin, may you have good health and a long life together - congratulations.
Carol Hearst
San Diego, California
Health, Love and Money, and time to enjoy them
Cathy O'Toole
Mtn. View, CA USA
May the most you wish for, be the least your receive. May the best times you've ever had be the worst you'll ever see.
Paul Hewson
Dublin Ireland
Words of wisdom: There are "three rings" in marriage. There's the "engagement ring", there's the "wedding ring" and there's the "suffer-ring".
Jennifer Bruce
Parsippany, NJ USA
"Down the Hatch to a striking match!" - This was the closing to our Best Man's speech.
Ed Oliva
New York, NY USA
Love is a flower, water it every day and enjoy!
Norma Wrenn
Abilene, Texas USA
Wishing you happiness forever.
Dean Rutledge
Girdwood,AK 99587 USA
May you always be lovers But most of all friends And share with each other Whatever life sends May your lifetime together be full and complete and your kisses together be deep warm and sweet
J.
Fairfield, IA USA
Confusion to your enemies.
Dawn Kendall
Chicago, IL UDA
To Kelly and Brian: To Brian: You Always say you are writing a book about women, Well - welcome to the next chapter! And may your ending read that you were happily married ever after! To Kelly: They say that old friends are they best friends. Well - you and I have been friends for 10 years now, and you have been my best friend. But now you have a new best friend sitting beside you. To Kelly and Brian: May you be each other's best friend forever!
Heidi Haines - to Heather and Scott
May your life together be as bright and constant as the evening star, as filled with promise as the new day, as miraculous as Nana and St. Jude (!), and every bit as strong as your family's love, on this, your wedding day. All my love, your big sis, H.
DOUGLASS QUALLS
DENVER CO USA
MAY YOUR SEX LIFE TOGETHER BE AS GOOD AFTER YOU ARE MARRIED AS IT WAS BEFORE YOU WERE MARRIED!
Dean Traiger, MD
Locust Valley, NY USA
A toast to the 4 things in Life: To lying, to cheating, to stealing, and to drinking. If you lie, may you lie to save a good friends life, If you cheat, may you cheat death. If you steal, steal the heart of a fair young lass, and if you drink, drink to your good friends.
Maria Toth
South Bend, IN USA
May your best of yesterdays be your worst of tomorrows.
Tanya
Vancouver, BC Canada
May the roof above us never fall in. And may the friends inside never fall out. Cheers!
Diane Moats
Lakeland, Florida USA
Friends may come and friends may go, and friends may peter out you know, but I'm your friend through thick or thin, peter out or peter in!
R.Manning
Texas USA
"Always remember,wherever you go, there you are. Because if you're not there, you,d be somewhere else!
Paddy O'Shaugnessy
Dublin Ireland
All rise and raise a glass, To the land we love and the love we land!
Elaine Alford
Rathdrum, ID US
May the day after your wedding night be like an old cupboard.... four wobbly legs and a worn knob."
Rob
Cleveland, OH USA
May the best of your past, be the worst of your future!
Mike Wilhelm
Menomonee Falls, WI USA
At my brother's wedding I gave him and his wife each a slice of toast.
Richard Watson
California US of A
(bride) and (groom) are like epoxy. Seperate they are perpetualy sticky, like sap. But together they form a rockhard bond.
Michael Pasek
Waterloo Ontario Canada
From an Apache Indian Wedding Ceremony "Now you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter to the other Now you will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other, Now there is no more loneliness Now there are two persons but one life before you Go now to you dwelling to enter into the days of your life together And may your days be good and long upon the Earth"
Tiffany
Seattle, WA. USA
Give all to love; Obey thy heart; Friends, kindred, days, Estate, good fame, Plans, credit and the Muse- Nothing refuse. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Terence P. O'Coin
Auburn, MA USA
May you have the hindsight to know where you have been. And the foresight to know where you are going. And the insight to know when you have gone too far.
Winn Sammons
Scottsdale, AZ USA
May the love you share forever remain as beautiful as the bride looks today.
Chris SChultz
Tulsa , OK. USA
Never above you. Never below you. Always by your side.
Jim Todd
Frankfort,Illinois USA
I once knew a pirate Celeste, Who travelled from East to West, She came to my house, In a see-through blouse, And revealed her treasure chest.
Jackie
Calgary, Alberta Canada
It is Written : when children find true love, parents find true joy. Here's to your joy and ours, from this day forward.
AndyPooh
New York USA
Here's to those that do it and here's to those that don't do it and to those that don't do it they should be put to it until they do do it so here's to it
Ty Marshall
Charlottesville, Va.
May you live as long as you want to and want to as long as you live.
Brian P Cotter
Mount Maunganui 3002 New Zealand
Here's to you and here's to me, and all the pretty girls.....Swedish toast My spelling will be wrong....But someone will know "Ien Skoll Mien Skoll Allabrancan friekan skoll!!!! If I can add my REALLY FAVOURITE toast....Its Irish. May the road rise with you, may the wind be always at your back, May the sun shine warm upon your face, And the rain fall softly on your fields, And until we meet again, May God keep you in the hollow of His hand!"
Rachel C.
Malaysia
To keep a marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it.. Whenever you're right, shut up !!
Don Walker
Coppell, Tx
A Toast to our Bride and Groom: - Perfect total love between a man and woman is like a flaming ball of fire, composed of 4 layers: - The outer layer of the ball of love is the flame of passion for each other. May you possess it all your lives. - The second layer of the ball of love is the emotion of liking each other, with its ebbs and flows. May your ebbs always be less frequent than your flows. - The third layer is that of friendship; May you always find your best friend in each other. - The fourth and inner layer is the hard, firm core of Decision - shown to us perfectly by our Lord,and this is the same love found in the Bible in I Corinthians 13. May you be constant in your Decision to love each other always. - May you have this perfect, total, love forever.
Walker
At the Wedding Rehearsal, 1997 A Toast: May the Lord of all creation bless you and become part of your daily lives; May the perfect, selfless love He showed all of us be the love you have for each other. May each of you always seek to be the perfect mate, and in so doing, have the perfect mate. May those of us who love you, love you as one, as you will become.
Colleen Talbot
Ottawa Ontario CANADA
Here's to my lips and here's to my toes Where many quarts and gallons goes!!!
Rick DeCanio
Holtsville NY US
Toast to my best friend Bob and his wife Jen: " To Love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others. Bobby and Jen have found that miracle in one another, and I am proud to be the first to wish them a life time of love and happiness.....
Subhan Burton
Villa Rica, Georgia USA
May your Joys exceed sorrows, may your Ecstacy exceed pain, may your unselfish Love exceed your selfishness, may you live for the sake of the other, and may the bounty of this Life be in Abundance!
McCauley, Edward
Mannheim germany
Here's to you, and here's to me. The best of friends we shall always be. But if we ever disagree, forget you, and here's to me!
Cord Shiflet
Austin, Texas USA
Heres to the breezes That blows through the treeses And lifts the skirts above the kneeses To Reveal the place that squeezes, teases and pleases. Oh Jesus! What a snatch. Down the hatch!
Michael Foreman
Winchester, VA USA
To David and Liz: May all your days be filled with sunshine and all your nights with romance, and all the time between with love. The love of your parents has brought you this far, now may your love for each other carry you forward this day and always.
Stewart Foreman
Winchester, VA 22601
In every game or contest we have played, my brother David lost. He picked a loser for a pro football team. He picked a loser for a pro baseball team. At last, he has picked a winner! To David and Liz, I love you both...Stu
Captain Bob
Union City, CA USA
The vows have been said, the cake has been cut, lets hope (brides name) doesn't grow a big butt!
Geoff Ryder
Fremont, CA
Kampai!
Degaz
Detroit, MI
May we gather here twenty five years down the road and hear the groom's complaint of sitting on the end of the bed complaining that it's too big!
Jennifer
Milton, PA U.S.
However rare true love is, true friendship is rarer.
Michael Bookstein
Montclair, VA USA
There are several gifts that a husband and wife can give to one another, but these are the greatest ones: The gift of understanding, The gift of mutal support, The gift of perfect trust, and most of all the gift of love. So please join me in raising your glasses to Kirk and Kathy. May the happiness you feel today pale in comparison to the happiness you feel fifty years from now.
Bryan Kler
Carrollton,GA usa
Here's a toast to the lovely bride And to the husband by her side. Here's a toast to home they are going to share May love and trust dwell with them there. Here's to the husband here's to the wife May they remain lovers all of their life.
Matthew Krokosz
Edison/NJ USA
Scott and I have been the best of friends since 1st grade and he has been like a brother to me my entire life. We have had the opportunity to share many special occasions together and I am truly honored to be here tonight making the first toast to Scott and Diane as husband and wife. I can remember when Scott and I were young boys and we would ride our bikes around the same block each and every day after school. I don't think either one of us really knows why we rode our bikes around the same block each and every day after school... I guess it was just the hope of finding something new and exciting around each and every corner. Today, I walk my dog around that very same block because it brings back fond memories of a special friendship that I'll always remember. Scott and Diane, as you start your new life together today on a different block with different faces, I would just like to wish the both of you health, happiness and success around each and every corner. Congratulations Scott and Diane, and may the happiest day of your past be the saddest day of your future. Cheer!
John Dwyer
a song is not a song until its sung a bell is not a bell until its rung and love is not love until its given away, and today [bride] and [groom] have given there love to each other and shared it with all of us
rob
MI USA
tonight i have the opportunity to share with all of you some of steve's most embarassing stories, but, there will be time for that later. Instead i would like all of you to raise your glasses in honor of our newly-weds.Steve,Sheila: This is to life, may it give you it's best. And this is for patience, let it take care of the rest. This is to marriage, may it always be fun. And this is to love, let it burn like the sun. So heres to the groom with the bride so fair. And heres to the bride with the groom so rare. Cheers..
David Van Meter
Chanhassen, MN USA
As you slide down the banister of life. May all the splinters point downward.
John F. Marchok
Phoenix, AZ USA
A TOAST TO BETSY GRAY and MIKE MEANS (Married at Wellshire Inn in Denver, CO on 9-12-97). LOVE IS A FLOWER YOU MUST CAREFULLY TEND SO MAY YOU ALWAYS BE EACH OTHER'S BEST FRIEND. TEND YOUR LOVE WITH WARM SMILES AND LAUGHTER. AND MAY GOOD FORTUNE FILL YOUR "EVER AFTER." BE A SHELTER TO EACH OTHER WHEN LIFE IS UNKIND AND TO EACH OTHER'S "FAULTS" BE A LITTLE BLIND. LIGHT YOUR PATHS WITH SPARKLE FROM YOUR EYES. AND WATCH AS YOUR LOVE TAKES WINGS AND FLIES. MAY THE WINGS OF YOUR LOVE NEVER LOSE A FEATHER. BUT LAST AND LAST AND LAST FOREVER. OMEDETO GOZAIMASU KAMPAI
Brent Bussey
Forever good friends we shall be But if by chance you don't agree The hell with you and here's to ME
John K.
Phx/AZ USA
"May you have as much fun being married as (groom's name) has had being single"
jeff shelton
phoenix, az usa
I can tell you its an honor and a privilege to be bob's best man. You see i've known him all my life, and i can tell you as a baby bob was very ugly!! As a matter of fact bob's mom beth didn't experience morning sickness until after bob was born. Now i don't want to bore you with high school stories because the statute of limitations hasn't expired yet. so let's get to the good stuff. If you know bob like i do he's got an ego bigger than the grand canyon. Bob once said "if there is such a thing as reincarnation i'm coming back as myself". every night before he goes to bed he puts his arms around shawn and tells her how lucky she is to have him. Bob also brags of having the "body of a 20 year old". I agree, a 20 year old volvo!!!!! Now Shawn always wanted to marry a virgin, and well I don't know the answer to that, frankly i don't want to know. I do know that before bob met shawn, the last woman he had been inside was the STATUE OF LIBERTY!!!!! IN all seriousness, bob's a great guy and a true friend. I love him and his new bride very much. cheers!!!!!!!!
Robert M. Plaisted
Jonesboro Me. US
This is a toast that I gave at my brothers wedding May your hearts be open with patience and love. May your lives be filled with blessings from above. May you always share the best that life can provide. As you spend your lifetime together side by side. Congratulations and best wishes.
ang
auburn usa
to rose-cheeked maidens and light-foot lads.
STEVE TUZNIK
MOUNT PROSPECT, IL USA
Don,t ever go to bed mad. Stay up and fight!!
Sidney
Florida US
Say "I Love You" everyday will guarantee harmony within your hearts and home. Cheers!
C Jeffries
California mD USA
There are few occasions we celebrate with more vigor than a wedding….. and sadly there are many institutions we hold above marriage Today the wedding tomorrow the marriage! We associate love with the cause of marriage and happiness as the longevity of marriage, I think they are both the same.. the toast……. Happiness or love is like a kiss… in order to get anything good out of it you have to give it to sombody else.. To your happiness and love!!
Janet
Alberta Canada
(to quote my Mother.....ALOT!) I drink to your health when I'm with you I drink to your health when I'm alone I drink to your health so often I worry about my own!
F. H. Sullivan
Georgia
(Grooms hands on top of the Brides hands) From an old married couple.."This will be last time you will EVER have the upper hand!"
Chris Eckes
NC US
I wish upon thee happiness and joy, to be with your loved one all the while. To the groom and bride, ahh such delight, to be with loved ones till life's twilight. Never better, never for worse, ye stay together, to be with your loved one like birds to a feather.
Dan & Buffy
British Columbia Canada
Here are the three rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffe-ring!!
Bill
Indianapolis
May you live as long as you want but never want as long as you live.
DJ
Fresno, CA CA
don't have one, that's why I'm here....
Jess Kemp
Jourdanton, Texas
"As you slide down the banister of life, may all the splinters be pointing in the right direction."
Pepe
Fairfield, ca USA
MAY YOUR WEDDING BLISS BE AS LONG AS THE HAIR ON MY BACK.
Kathleen
Pittsburgh, Pa USA
This is a toast given by my grandson who was bestman for his brother: To my best friend and little brother, Dan And his beautiful bride, Jodie.......... Who today became one--one love, one life. I love them both very much. It is an honor just to be here on behalf of these two--- two of the nicest,kindest people I know. To my bother and new sister-in-law..... I can wish you only this... May you succeed in all you do together, know your children’s children and live happily ever after. Please stand and join me in this, the first toast to --- DAN AND JODIE as HUSBAND AND WIFE!
Kathleen
Pittsburgh, Pa USA
This is a toast given by my grandson who was bestman for his brother: To my best friend and little brother, Dan And his beautiful bride, Jodie.......... Who today became one--one love, one life. I love them both very much. It is an honor just to be here on behalf of these two--- two of the nicest,kindest people I know. To my bother and new sister-in-law..... I can wish you only this... May you succeed in all you do together, know your children’s children and live happily ever after. Please stand and join me in this, the first toast to --- DAN AND JODIE as HUSBAND AND WIFE!
Paulla Jeffers
Dallas, Texas USA
I wrote this poem for my daughter Jill and her husband, Mike Teigen, an Air Force pilot. My son-in-law to be, Mike, I ask your attention to this plea. Keep this daughter of mine to your side And treat her tenderly. Don’t worry about the material things. Instead, give her your love and respect. Affection, laughs, and attention And never ever neglect To allow her to grow in self Or listen to her ideas and dreams. Instead be one of her support systems Be her partner on this team. Be patient and understanding Take her on picnics and nature walks. Snuggle with her every day Have quiet times and long talks. Have friends over for dinner Friends like those here tonight. Community is so very important Through the good times and in strife. Don’t say hurtful things when angry Pain of harsh words is hard to absolve And spitefulness accomplishes nothing No problem does it solve. Being right brings you no glory If your partner is in pain So when she’s made her point Give her a hug and take some blame. Enjoy this marriage you’re committing to And work at it day and night As if you’re flying without instruments And it will be a great flight! Now, these words to my daughter, Jill For keeping her marriage in the best of tune. Take the same advice I just gave Mike AND always sleep in the nude! I love you both! Mom
Jeff Bracken
Gilbert, AZ USA
Terri, Meet My Friend Tim Terri, Terri, Terri, meet my friend Tim. I seek to advise you, regarding him. The problem is... Where do I begin? His past is questionable, it's hard to deny "I have no recollection", will be his reply. He'll try to convince you that he's always right. He's clever, he's slick, but he doesn't bite. He's cunning, He's brash, and before you know it; He'll be spending your cash. Life with Tim won't always be great, take it from me, I'm his cube mate. He took the plunge, he buckled under, choosing you was no blunder. He does have his fine points, no one can refute. He's fun, he's witty; and you think he's cute. May God bless you and keep you, in your union today. In love, and happy, may you always stay. We Love You! The Brackens.
John Fernandes
Dhahran Saudi Arabia
May your troubles all be small ones (pun intended!) And your fortunes ten times ten!!
Jorge Diaz
New York USA
"May all your pain be champagne"
Don Hughes
Round Rock, Texas USA
May God bless and keep you always, May your wishes all come true, May you always do for others and let others do for you, May you build a ladder to the stars, climb on every rung and May you stay forever young.
Jeff
"My brother and I have always shared everything and I hope that won't stop now! Congratulations and good luck always!
Lora Lee
Santa Cruz CA
For the Bride & Groom to toast each other. Here's to me, here's to you Here's to love & laughter I'll be true as long as you and not a minute after.
Robert Coleman
Palm Beach, FL USA
They say that brevety is the soul of wit; Here's to life and love and laughter here's to happily ever after
Dennis McCreery
Bellevue, WA USA
To the Bride and Groom: May you never lie, cheat, drink, or steal... But if you must lie, then lie in each other's arms. If you must cheat, then cheat death! If you must drink, then drink deeply of the love you have in this relationship. And if you must steal, then steal time from your busy lives to be together. May the blessings of us all be on you two as you enter into your new life.
Alec MacGillivray
Summerville, New Jersey
Elderly, wise uncle to bride and groom: "Remember marriage is like a hot bath, after awhile its not so hot."
Fred
Charlotte
I only hope that Susie and Johnnie will be as happy as my wife is.
Pat Dante
Fort Ashby, West Virginia USA
May the best of your past be the worst of your future!
Brett
Newcastle Australia
Twenty Seven years ago Lyndals mum put her to bed with a dummy..... Tonight history repeats itself !
craig rockman
michigan usa
from the best friend of the groom "Here's to true love, may it always be spoken Here's to true friendship, may it never be broken"
Jaime Distefano
San Jose, Ca. USA
Comment made prior to toast: -note, couple are heavy into backpacking. The person seeking the steepest path is rewarded with the most spectacular view. Today, (said couple) embark on a joyous journey. The toast: May undulating trails lead to panoramic vistas and the hearth back in camp, stoked with your love and devotion, burn forever bright; a beacon for all those near.
Jerry Sutherlen
Manassas VA USA
"May you both be in Heaven an hour before the devil knows youre dead!"
Russ Walker
Abq, NM USA
May bad times follow you all your life, but never catch you.
Trey Brown
Nashville, TN USA
Remember, a wedding is like a funeral where a man smells the flowers.
max
oakhurst/ca usa
Here's to Mel and Susan and Susan and Mel. May they be, forever friends,lasting lovers and have a magical,prosperous, fantastic long life together. To fate that brought you together,and to love that will keep you happy forever. Welcome to the new chapter in your life..
Chris Borger
Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
November 8, Mayfonk Art We lift our glasses to Martin and Michelle May your life together be filled with love and laughter May your joys be many and your troubles be few May you enjoy prosperity together and may God be always with you
Zorak Ramone
ABnormal USA
Butter and milk come from cows just like your mom! :)
Junior
New Providence, NJ USA
To us and those like us, Damn few left!
LARRY FERNANDES
DUBLIN CA USA
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY PORSCHE
Keith Schuler
Lemont, Illinois USA
I knocked her up - so I guess I got to marry her... but man is she ugly!
MEK
GLENMOORE, pA USA
Roses are red Violets are Blue Hope that your marriage Will be happy for You
Bill Kennedy
Sacramento, CA USA
May your heads grow old on the same pillow.
Jeanie Bellamy Johnson
Everett, Wa. USA
At our "Brady Bunch" wedding at the Oregon Coast, our son & daughter were our best man & maid of honor. Our son's toast was "May the sea hold for you in 25 years as much love as it does for you today." Our daughter's toast was "May your love be as deep as the ocean, and your troubles as light as the foam."
Jeanie Bellamy Johnson
Everett,WA USA
"May your love be as deep as the ocean, and your troubles as light as the foam."
Jeanie Bellamy Johnson
Everett,WA USA
"May your love be as deep as the ocean, and your troubles as light as the foam."
Jim Williams
Tucson, AZ
To Coreen & Scott, May neither of you expect the other to be perfect but may both of you make every attempt at being perfect for each other. May your future be a joint venture of great health, happiness, and prosperity. God bless you both!
Cynthia
Tucson, Arizona USA
A Toast To The Groom Here's to the best years of your life, The years you spent with another man's wife... Your Mother, God Bless Her.
Sean
Austin, TX usa
To my brother and his lovely bride, I cannot think of a more disturbing ----no, I'm sorry a most deserving couple. May your love last longer than my brother's hairline. God Bless Texas!
Wedding Guide To Speech: Sample Toasts (Part II)
Radhakrishnan aka 'wolfman'
Kuala Lumpur Malaysia
To the lovely Bride & Groom may today be just your steeping stone to maintain the empire of 'marrige' you need love ,care , understanding & most of all trust!
May all your ups and downs be between the sheets! God bless the fairest couple of all.
george i
arlington
i love you man.
Bazz
Kent England
A Canadian friend couldn't attend my sister's wedding in England so he sent a telegram which:
We are so sorry not to be able to be with you but we look forward to receiving a photograph of the happy bride - preferably not mounted!
Archie & Janice Cottingham
Durban South Africa
Per chance to dream, Per chance is right, You won't get a chance to dream tonight.
RA Sedwick
Raleigh,NC USA
I'll toast the girls who do, I'll toast the girls who don't, But not the girls who say they do and later say they won't. But the girl I'll toast from the break of dawn to the wee hours of the night, Is the girl who says I never have, but for you I might
Bob
Auckland NZ
I would like to thank my parents ... My father for coming, and my mother for being there..
Barry Myburgh
Randburg, Gauteng South Africa
Always depend on each other!
Jennifer
Meiners USA
May your hearts beat as one from this day forward.
Joe Piontek
Atlanta, GA
On a cold winter's day two porcupines huddled together to stay warm. Feeling one another's quills they moved apart. When the need for warm brought them together, Their quills drove them apart. They were driven back and forth at the mercy of their discomforts, Until they found the distance from one another, That provided both a maximum of comfort and a minimum of pain. May your need for warmth be satisfied and your be spared the stab of your lover's quills.
Angela Blackmore
Clarenville Newfoundland
(bride) and (groom); A case of love pure and simple (bride) is pure and (groom) is simple.
Dave
Chicago, IL USA
The best toast I ever heard was by the sister and MOH of a friend. She wrote a poem recounting all the planning troubles her sister had gone through in order to organize the event. It was funny and touching, as it reminded me of so many stories my friend had told me over the past year. It was neat to sort of relive those months, seeing that everything had turned out fine.
Sam
Happy trails to you!
Karina
Miami FL USA
"To Lawrence, the luckiest (or happiest) man on earth,and To Michelle, the woman who made him that way!"
GLEN
POULSBO WASH. USA
TO (BRIDE & GROOM) MAY YOUR LOVE ALWAYS BE A FACTOR
I PAID FOR THIS DAM WEDDING INSTEAD OF BUYING MY TRACTOR
emily cahill
newcastle nsw australia
i would like to propose a toast to the most important people in my life that without them my life could not go on. always remember that i have and will always love good luck and best wiishes for a happy healthy and sucsessful marriage
Peter Catoni
Wpg Man Canada
The most meaningful gift a father can give his children Is love their mother.
Daffy Duck
A thing of beauty is a joy forever- keats
Tekster
San Fran, CA USA
Dave and Jenny - two police officers getting married: I've known Dave for about for about 12 years because we lived in the same neighborhood and we went to the same all-boys high school. I think it's really funny how Dave and Jenny met: Back in High School, Dave was always trying to get into after-school plays. He kept telling me "the chicks are cute". (...and keep in mind this was an all-boys high school.)So off we went, me and Dave prancing off to Pirates of Penzance. After about two weeks of hard work, I thought "screw this -- I'm going to St. Pauls and hanging out over there". Now here is Dave, getting married; and here *I* am, the best man in his wedding.Dave, you still know where the "cute chicks" hang out at? I've known Jenny for just about as long as I've known Dave. So I guess you can say I've known Dave and Jenny to be together forever. It's kinda hard to imagine you two apart. You two are each others' support system - partners for life. We're all here together to celebrate that.. And on behalf of everyone here, I want to thank you for having us. Now I wanted to say something cute and whitty like "don't go to sleep mad - stay up and fight." But you two are licensed gun collectors. A personal word of advice - keep an extra pair of handcuffs with you especially in the bedroom! marriages are like a hot bath -- after a while there's not so hot In light of that, if everyone can raise their glass and join me in this toast: commitment should last forever; And life can always be this good. But when times are hard and the road is rough, remember the words you spoke today, and remember the way you feel right now and try to forgive, sometimes thats all we have to give. For to love is to learn, and to learn is to forgive. Best wishes to you both, and may your love be long livedTo Dave and Juanita
JAY BOULAND
MAYFIELD KENTUCKY USA
TO HE WHO LOVES ONE AND ONLY ONE AND MAY IT BE SHE WHO LOVES ONE AND ONLY ONE LET THAT BE HE
Shelle
Texas Usa
Here's to ya. Here's for ya.
Here's to ya and for ya, again.
If I hadn't have met ya, I wouldn't have let ya.
But I met ya and let ya And betcha I let ya, again.
me
When you shout, may you shout for joy
When you cry, may you cry tears of happiness
When you lie, may you lie in each others arms and
When you fight, may you fight for love !!
Jill Jeska
Prospect Heights, IL USA
May you add to each other's joys
Subtract from each other's sorrows
May your blessings be multiplied
But your hearts never divided.
Patricia
Jonesboro, AR USA
Here's to those who wish us well! And all the rest can go to h---!
Hugo Jovitf Alfaro
Washington, D.C. U.S.A
May we, one day, be able to hold a mountain's heartbeat in our hands and live on to see the moon and the sun make passionate love!
Mark Dickinson(Tyne34)
Northumberland UK
WELL DONE BLOKE, be happy and STUFF????
David T. Reed
Longview TX
"May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live."
Heidi Sandler
Bartlett, Illinois USA
May this happy day be the saddest of your lives.
Chi Chi
Campbell, Ca US
Dave and I have been best friends for a long time, so long my parents were starting to wonder if we were getting married.
When Dave first asked me to be his best man there was a part of me that felt sad.
I knew that I was losing my best friend and that our friendship would somehow change.
I finally came to the realization that I wasn't losing my best friend but gaining a very special friend, so to Dave and Vicki, may they have a long and wonderful life together, and my they have all the joy and happiness in the world.
Patrick C. Meyer
Ocala, Fl USA
May God bring you together as one, and bless you as one in his image. But life will treat you to some great challanges, So When you shout, may you shout for joy, When you cry, may you cry tears of happines, And when you lie, may you lie in each others arms.
Mea Ussery
He knows all about me and loves me still...that's gotta mean something!
Beara
N.Y. USA
A DONDE TU VAYAS, YO IRE, TU DIOS SER?MI DIOS.
B岤 Ellingsen
Oslo Norway
A man usually spends the better part of his life searching for the right person. In the meantime he usually get`s married..
Chris Moreno
Denver/CO USA
I'd rather be with the people here today, than with the nicest people in the world!
Chuck
Houston, TX USA
In the boat of marriage you must rely on your partner for guidance and companionship. Sometimes you may take on water and even get wet, but with the security of a strong hand you will make it down the river of happiness.
s .j.w
cal usa
"These two alone are small together they fill the world. I know them both well and they are what marriage is made for................"
David Morgan
UK
May we wish them both Good Health, Happiness and a Wonderful Life together,
and may the rest of their lives be like a bed of red roses...but without the thorns! To Emma & Chris.
Steve Minnick
Draper, Utah US
Remember: Settle every argument before bedtime, praise quickly, criticize slowly, trust in your heart, believe in your fate and always remember they were one hell of a date!
Robert Poiesz
Presque Isle, Maine USA
(to the groom and bride) you gathered this company of people who love you, to witness the vows you exchanged before us, God, and all his angels. We stand beside you now as witnesses, and from this point on as helpers and guides to keep you strong and standing together. God will not forget the love you two say you share, so keep it bright and shinning for him and us to always see and enjoy.
JJ Schutza
Friday Harbor, WA.
We've sat here sharing all the "ONCE APON A TIMES..."
But here's to the "HAPPILY EVER AFTER..."
Yach
Pietermaritzburg sa
Here's to the best looking couple here !
Teresa A. D'Agostino
Beeton, Ontario Canada
Bless this food which we are about to eat and the sources from which it came. Bless all of those who have gathered here today to celebrate the marriage of
BRIDE to GROOM and those who are with us only in spirit. God, shower your blessings on BRIDE as she is about to enter into the holy sacrament of Matrimony. Give her the patience of Job, the wisdom of Einstein, the gentleness of Florence Nightengale. Give her Julia Child's culinary expertise, the domestic capability of Molly Maid, the power of understanding and the passion of Marilyn Munroe.
But most of all, give her the gift of knowing when to speak up and when just to nod. AMEN!
Rusty Pipe
Sweet Home Alabama
Here's to the girl in the the little white dress.
Looking very beautiful I must confess.
Doesn't have her cherry, but that's no sin,
She still has the box that her cherry came in.
Stephanie
Junction City, Or USA
As you slide down the banister of life, may all the splinters be pointing the right direction.
Tony Hartt
Bluesky , Alberta Canada
Here is to our wives
Here is to our lovers
May they never
Meet each other
david blurton
bunbury western australia
The worst thing about being the best man is that you dont get to prove it!
Babs Grimm
Burnaby BC
"A toast to love and laughter, and happily ever after."
Sheldon Nicolle
Irving, TX
Here's to today. Here's to tonight. We shot the stork, so it's alright.
Lloyd Brady
Auckland New Zealand
"May you have enough happiness to keep you sweet;
enough trials to keep you strong;
enough sorrow to keep you human;
enough hope to keep you happy;
enough failure to keep you humble;
enough success to keep you eager;
enough friends to give you comfort;
enough faith and courage in yourself, your business and your country to banish depression;
enough wealth to meet your needs;
enough determination to make each day a better day than yesterday."
R. C. Hamilton
Calgary, Alberta Canada
A Health to you, A Wealth to you, And the best that life can give to you.
May Fortune still be kind to you,
And Happiness be true to you. And Life be long and good to you. That's the Toast of All your friends to you.
Colin Dimacali
Manila Philippines
With everyone here, a toast to thee
The best of life is your to be
Here is to the groom with bride so fair
Here is to the bride with groom so rare
And here is to parents of the bride and groom
For as we all know paid for this room
We are all so happy that we are moved to tears
But we have to go on with the party as we say CHEERS!
MUGGSY D
US
I HAVE BEEN CLOSE FRIENDS WITH THE (GROOM) FOR MANY YEARS NOW
AND WHEN (GROOM) ASK ME TO BE HIS BEST MAN APART OF ME FELT
AS IF I WERE LOOSEING MY BEST FRIEND BUT IN FACT I WAS'NT LOOSEING
MY BEST FRIEND I WAS GAINING A NEW VERY SPECIAL FRIEND.
AND (BRIDE) YOU ARE A TRULY A SPECIAL FRIEND TO ME AND (GROOM)
COULD NOT BE ANY LUCKIER TO FIND SOMEONE AS BEUTIFUL AND LOVEING
TO SPEND HIS LIFE WITH. SO TO(GROOM)&(BRIDE) MAY YOU HAVE A
LONG AND WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER AND MAY YOU HAVE ALL THE
JOY AND HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD. CONGRADULATIONS
Matthew Deardorff
PA USA
Have the bride put one hand on the table, then the groom places one of his hands on top of hers, then her other hand, then his other hand on top. Tell the bride to say "I love you" to the groom, then have the groom say "I love you" to the bride. Ladies and Gentleman, we have just witnessed two things here. We just saw the last time that (groom) will get the last word in, and the last time that (Groom) will have the upper hand.
Debra Stirewalt
Tempe, AZ USA
As I begin to ,make this toast to love, laughter and happily ever after I want to read this poem I wrote for Kari and Mike. May you always be lovers but most of all friends and share with each other what ever life sends. But when times are hard and things don't go your way, remember the words you spoke today. Now, if everyone could please raise their glasses and join me in this toast: Best wishes to you both, and may your health be good, your happiness eclectic and your love everlasting!!!
To Kari & Mike.
Cheryl Machado
N. Prov. R.I. usa
" Marriage is made in Heavan ,but so are thunder and lightning;
What would love be without some thunder and lightning!"
Michael Richardson
Tecumseh, MI USA
"They say you have to take life as it happens. This is true. However, you should always try to make it happen the way you want to take it. So.........Live fast, Love hard and may all your ups and downs happen between the sheets."
Tony Berman
Nyack, NY USA
May your children have wealthy & happy parents
Amber
Florida
May your mocassins make happy tracks in many snows, and the rainbow always touch your sholders.
Barry Rimler
(This is an excerpt from a toast given in honor of the wedding of Jack and Robin today)
..........An observation that I?d like to make is that I met Jack over 25 years ago as we worked together in the theater?
.........and our friendship continues to this day
.........Incidentally I met (my wife) Merle in the theater too, we?ve been together ever since......
.........Jack and Robin met in the theater, and today have been married
...........As all of us who have ever worked in the theater and toiled in the name of art know
...............that friendships made under these circumstances are timeless and eternal
.....Jack and Robin....You are a couple destined for a world of success not only in life, but in love and happiness
..... and the peace that you feel today will go on forever.
MARIO C.
HOBOKEN,NJ USA
FIRST OF ALL, ON BEHALF OF EVERYONE HERE TONIGHT I WOULD LIKE TO THANK(BRIDE & GROOM)
FOR ALLOWING US TO BE A PART OF YOUR JOYOUS CELEBRATION. I HAVE KNOWN(GROOM) FOR 15YRS. AND HE HAS NEVER BEEN HAPPIER
THAN HE IS TONIGHT AND YOU ARE THE REASON FOR HIS HAPPINESS. THANK YOU(BRIDE) FOR MAKING(GROOM) THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE. SALUD
Jason Rosseel
Newarkc DE USA
After much talk regarding being a friend of bride and groom, the best man relays that
when he asked the bride what he could say, she elbowed him, and said oh just roll over and go asleep, we'll worry
about that later!
EDDIE O
LOS ANGELES USA
I,VE DRANK TO YOUR HEALT IN TAVERNS.
IVE DRANK TO YOUR HEALT IN MY HOME IVE DRANK TO YOUR HEALT SO MANY DAMM TIMES
I,VE ALMOST RUINED MY OWN
Donald George K
I have four pieces of advise: Love each other, Talk to each other,
Listen to each other and Help each other.
God bless your lifes.
Bond, James
Dublin, Ohio USA
Here's to marriage, that happy estate that resembles a pair of scissors:
`So joined that they cannot be seperated, often moving in the opposite direction, yet still punishing anyone who comes between them.'
Signed on: Sat May 23 12:35:36 EDT 1998
William Blandford
West Chester, PA USA
"Who's got 2 thumbs and knows that the bride and groom are meant for each other?"
Gesture 2 thumbs up and point them at your head while saying, "This guy!"
Rhonda Brueggemann
Pewaukee, WI USA
This is the toast our best man said at our wedding in 1994.
Did anyone here of the three rings of marriage?
-The first ring they received a year ago; the engagement ring
-The second ring they received today; the wedding ring
-The third ring they will received for the rest of their life; the suffering!
We all had a good laugh.
Nancy Campa
NY USA
[Bride], put your left hand on the table. [Groom], put your hand over his.
[Groom], take a good, long look at this; it will be the last time you'll get the upper hand in anything!
Rick Laubenstein
I am honored to stand before you on this magnificent day. We should start off by thanking the parents of the bride and groom, for without them this day could not be possible. I remember Chuck at 15 standing up here as my Best Man and how nervous he was making the toast. I remember just a few months later meeting Shannon for the first time. I remember that pretty and very sweet little High School girl and thinking that the two of them made a nice couple. It doesn't seem like that long ago. Chuck; Shannon is a wonderful woman. Shannon; Thank you for making my brother so happy. The love of your parents has brought you this far. May your love for each other carry you forward.
As mine has, may your marriage age like a fine wine.
May your children bring you as much joy as mine have brought me.
May the sparkle that's in your eyes today light your path for years to come.
May God, friends, and family fill your life.
May you know your children's children.
May your hands be forever clasped in friendship and
your hearts forever joined in love.
"May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
May your heart always be joyful
May your song always be sung
And may you stay forever young"
Please stand, raise your glasses and join me in the
first toast to Chuck and Shannon as husband and wife.
We wish them a lifetime of love and happiness.
"They Love Each Other. Lord you can see that it's true."
Shannon and Chuck, We Love You!
Al
NJ USA
They say marriage is a give and take. These days, if a man doesn't give his wife enough, she takes it!
Amy Pen
May the best of your past be the worst of your future
so that there will always be better days to come.
EEH
Florida USA
May your marriage be like a mighty ship,
always holding a true and steady course,
weathering the rough seas in strength and courage,
and sailing the calm waters with style and grace.
May you always stand shoulder to shoulder at the helm,
daring each other to fail,
and when the voyage has ended, may you look back and
say "damn we did it well".
Jason Reed
Pittsburg CA USA
To Lane and Dana.........
there are two secrets to a good marraige--possess a sense of humor and have a short memory. May you continue to discover yourself and each other every day,
and may the sparkle in your eyes light your path for the years to come!
Linda Tranter
Jacksonville FL
At my wedding, I was three months pregnant, but only some
of our guests knew, one of which was the best man. He
wrapped up his toast by saying "... and may all your
problems be little ones." The guests that knew laughed,
and those that didn't laughed, it was a riot.
Margo
Phila/PA US
After thinking a long time about what to say I've
finally come up with something that sums it all up:
I have only one word for (groom): "SUCKER!!!"
Randy Hazen
Roses are red and meant for plucking; David and Karen, I hope you like... Club Med.
Ed Gamboa
El Paso/TX USA
With everyone here, a toast to thee
The best of life is your to be
Here is to the groom with bride so fair
Here is to the bride with groom so rare And here is to parents of the bride and groom
For as we all know paid for this room
We are all so happy that we are moved to tears
But we have to go on with the party as we say CHEERS!
mike d
here's to the lasses we've loved my lad. here's to th lips we've pressed.
kisses and lasses, like liquor in glasses, the last is always the best.
CORNY
CHARLESTON, SC
In the immortal words of John Lennon: "All you need is Love, Love.... Love is all you need."
Cookit
Ottawa, Ontario Canada
{Groom}, now that you are a married man forget all your mistakes.
No sense two people remembering the same thing...
Maria Drover
Hodge's Cove, Newfoundland Canada
Remember [GROOM], the key to a long and happy marriage
is to always say those three little words:
You're right dear!
Robert Hendrigan
Brockton,MA USA
Here's to you. Here's to me. The best of friends we may be.
If by chance we disagree, then @$%! you and here's to me.
Linda Galway
Turner, Maine USA
"May the most you ever wish for be the least you ever receive."
Sweetguy
Fremont, CA USA
To (Bride and Groom),
May all your children be born naked!
Cindy
STL, MO USE
To the man I married,
to the men I've kissed,
my deepest apologies
to the men I've missed!
Signed on: Wed Jun 10 10:31:38 EDT 1998
Tracey Picone
May your worst day together be better than your best day apart.
jr
pa usa
Here's to the fire;
Not the fire that ignites, and burns down shanties;
But the fire that excites, and brings down panties!
Wayne Rempel
Chilliwack BC. Canada
Toast to the Bridesmaids
as we gather to celebrate this day
i have just a few things to say
as the sun goes down and fades
i propose a toast to these bridesmaids
all that glitters is not gold
that is what i've been told
but they could be down at mill lake feeding ducks
and they would still look like a million bucks
and when i look at them in forest green
they are the most beautiful l have ever seen
and now i think it would be grand
if you would join me and stand
a kiss to all of them i blow
as i now prepare to go
please raise your glass filled with wine
to these six ladies who look so fine
To the bridesmaids
Wayne Rempel
David Clemmons
Sacramento, CA USA
I remember one night 21 years and 11 months ago. It was my turn to feed my beautiful baby daughter. As I sat there at 3 in the morning, rocking her back to sleep, I thought of the day she would marry and leave her Mom and me. And this made me cry. I loved my daughter and wanted her to be my little girl forever. But Olivia has grown into a beautiful young woman that I am very proud of. I see lots of me and her Mom in her. And over the years others have noticed my girl including a handsome young man named Michael Rouse. I?ve grown to respect and trust Michael. And now I turn over the 3AM feeding to you Michael. Please stand and join me in this, the first toast to Mike and Olivia as HUSBAND AND WIFE!
May you know true happiness and be lovers and friends forever.
Jud Kline
Orange/Ohio U.S.A.
May you be blessed with life, health and prosperity
May you be kept from sickness and evil
May you be blessed with knowledge and understanding
May you have love all the days of your lives
and May you be blessed with peace.
To your future and the first day of your new life together.
Al Ware
Here's to the happy couple, may you grow old on one pillow.
Jez
Leeds / Yorkshire England
Ladies & Gentlemen - The Bride and Groom have requested
that there be no Flash Cameras during the speeches.
And no crap ones either please.
douglas hannah
st marys/ georgia usa
a wise man once said, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times,
that is what marriage is all about. "bride" and "groom", may the best of times be plentiful, may the worst of times be few through all your years together
Bruce Buckley
Calgary Alberta Canada
Don't forget that marriage is like maintaining your motor
home change the oil, tune it up, and don't forget to polish it one in a while.
TK~
Newport Beach, California USA
Here is to the Bride-- thankfully you caught him.
Here is to the Groom-- thank you for letting her catch you.
May the two of you love each other as long as the stars are in the sky.
May the your love be as plentiful as the grains of sand, in the universe.
Aloha-~
Leon Honeycutt
Davis, CA USA
Wedding Toast:
To my lovely, gracious and beautiful daughter (name).
I salute you with all of my heart.
I thought I had seen you at your best long before now, but I tell you, you have shown me something here today.
I want to congratulate you on making me, your mother and the rest of the family proud.
You are a "stunningly beautiful" bride, and I will always love you and cherish our memories.
I toast you now and forever.
GCabral
Before I make my toast I would like to say one thing to Kristen
I sincerely hope that Cliff last longer on your wedding night than he did on his bachelor party.
Now would everyone kindly stand and raise a glass in a toast to Cliff & Kristen.
As you both look out and see your family and friends, I hope you can feel the love and affection radiating within this room. Absorb these feelings and share them with each other as you travel life's path together, and always remember the promises you made today in the presence of God. We all stand together to wish you both much love and happiness. To Cliff and Kristen
A special thanks to Uncle Walt
Kuala Lumpur Malaysia
To the lovely Bride & Groom may today be just your steeping stone to maintain the empire of 'marrige' you need love ,care , understanding & most of all trust!
May all your ups and downs be between the sheets! God bless the fairest couple of all.
george i
arlington
i love you man.
Bazz
Kent England
A Canadian friend couldn't attend my sister's wedding in England so he sent a telegram which:
We are so sorry not to be able to be with you but we look forward to receiving a photograph of the happy bride - preferably not mounted!
Archie & Janice Cottingham
Durban South Africa
Per chance to dream, Per chance is right, You won't get a chance to dream tonight.
RA Sedwick
Raleigh,NC USA
I'll toast the girls who do, I'll toast the girls who don't, But not the girls who say they do and later say they won't. But the girl I'll toast from the break of dawn to the wee hours of the night, Is the girl who says I never have, but for you I might
Bob
Auckland NZ
I would like to thank my parents ... My father for coming, and my mother for being there..
Barry Myburgh
Randburg, Gauteng South Africa
Always depend on each other!
Jennifer
Meiners USA
May your hearts beat as one from this day forward.
Joe Piontek
Atlanta, GA
On a cold winter's day two porcupines huddled together to stay warm. Feeling one another's quills they moved apart. When the need for warm brought them together, Their quills drove them apart. They were driven back and forth at the mercy of their discomforts, Until they found the distance from one another, That provided both a maximum of comfort and a minimum of pain. May your need for warmth be satisfied and your be spared the stab of your lover's quills.
Angela Blackmore
Clarenville Newfoundland
(bride) and (groom); A case of love pure and simple (bride) is pure and (groom) is simple.
Dave
Chicago, IL USA
The best toast I ever heard was by the sister and MOH of a friend. She wrote a poem recounting all the planning troubles her sister had gone through in order to organize the event. It was funny and touching, as it reminded me of so many stories my friend had told me over the past year. It was neat to sort of relive those months, seeing that everything had turned out fine.
Sam
Happy trails to you!
Karina
Miami FL USA
"To Lawrence, the luckiest (or happiest) man on earth,and To Michelle, the woman who made him that way!"
GLEN
POULSBO WASH. USA
TO (BRIDE & GROOM) MAY YOUR LOVE ALWAYS BE A FACTOR
I PAID FOR THIS DAM WEDDING INSTEAD OF BUYING MY TRACTOR
emily cahill
newcastle nsw australia
i would like to propose a toast to the most important people in my life that without them my life could not go on. always remember that i have and will always love good luck and best wiishes for a happy healthy and sucsessful marriage
Peter Catoni
Wpg Man Canada
The most meaningful gift a father can give his children Is love their mother.
Daffy Duck
A thing of beauty is a joy forever- keats
Tekster
San Fran, CA USA
Dave and Jenny - two police officers getting married: I've known Dave for about for about 12 years because we lived in the same neighborhood and we went to the same all-boys high school. I think it's really funny how Dave and Jenny met: Back in High School, Dave was always trying to get into after-school plays. He kept telling me "the chicks are cute". (...and keep in mind this was an all-boys high school.)So off we went, me and Dave prancing off to Pirates of Penzance. After about two weeks of hard work, I thought "screw this -- I'm going to St. Pauls and hanging out over there". Now here is Dave, getting married; and here *I* am, the best man in his wedding.Dave, you still know where the "cute chicks" hang out at? I've known Jenny for just about as long as I've known Dave. So I guess you can say I've known Dave and Jenny to be together forever. It's kinda hard to imagine you two apart. You two are each others' support system - partners for life. We're all here together to celebrate that.. And on behalf of everyone here, I want to thank you for having us. Now I wanted to say something cute and whitty like "don't go to sleep mad - stay up and fight." But you two are licensed gun collectors. A personal word of advice - keep an extra pair of handcuffs with you especially in the bedroom! marriages are like a hot bath -- after a while there's not so hot In light of that, if everyone can raise their glass and join me in this toast: commitment should last forever; And life can always be this good. But when times are hard and the road is rough, remember the words you spoke today, and remember the way you feel right now and try to forgive, sometimes thats all we have to give. For to love is to learn, and to learn is to forgive. Best wishes to you both, and may your love be long livedTo Dave and Juanita
JAY BOULAND
MAYFIELD KENTUCKY USA
TO HE WHO LOVES ONE AND ONLY ONE AND MAY IT BE SHE WHO LOVES ONE AND ONLY ONE LET THAT BE HE
Shelle
Texas Usa
Here's to ya. Here's for ya.
Here's to ya and for ya, again.
If I hadn't have met ya, I wouldn't have let ya.
But I met ya and let ya And betcha I let ya, again.
me
When you shout, may you shout for joy
When you cry, may you cry tears of happiness
When you lie, may you lie in each others arms and
When you fight, may you fight for love !!
Jill Jeska
Prospect Heights, IL USA
May you add to each other's joys
Subtract from each other's sorrows
May your blessings be multiplied
But your hearts never divided.
Patricia
Jonesboro, AR USA
Here's to those who wish us well! And all the rest can go to h---!
Hugo Jovitf Alfaro
Washington, D.C. U.S.A
May we, one day, be able to hold a mountain's heartbeat in our hands and live on to see the moon and the sun make passionate love!
Mark Dickinson(Tyne34)
Northumberland UK
WELL DONE BLOKE, be happy and STUFF????
David T. Reed
Longview TX
"May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live."
Heidi Sandler
Bartlett, Illinois USA
May this happy day be the saddest of your lives.
Chi Chi
Campbell, Ca US
Dave and I have been best friends for a long time, so long my parents were starting to wonder if we were getting married.
When Dave first asked me to be his best man there was a part of me that felt sad.
I knew that I was losing my best friend and that our friendship would somehow change.
I finally came to the realization that I wasn't losing my best friend but gaining a very special friend, so to Dave and Vicki, may they have a long and wonderful life together, and my they have all the joy and happiness in the world.
Patrick C. Meyer
Ocala, Fl USA
May God bring you together as one, and bless you as one in his image. But life will treat you to some great challanges, So When you shout, may you shout for joy, When you cry, may you cry tears of happines, And when you lie, may you lie in each others arms.
Mea Ussery
He knows all about me and loves me still...that's gotta mean something!
Beara
N.Y. USA
A DONDE TU VAYAS, YO IRE, TU DIOS SER?MI DIOS.
B岤 Ellingsen
Oslo Norway
A man usually spends the better part of his life searching for the right person. In the meantime he usually get`s married..
Chris Moreno
Denver/CO USA
I'd rather be with the people here today, than with the nicest people in the world!
Chuck
Houston, TX USA
In the boat of marriage you must rely on your partner for guidance and companionship. Sometimes you may take on water and even get wet, but with the security of a strong hand you will make it down the river of happiness.
s .j.w
cal usa
"These two alone are small together they fill the world. I know them both well and they are what marriage is made for................"
David Morgan
UK
May we wish them both Good Health, Happiness and a Wonderful Life together,
and may the rest of their lives be like a bed of red roses...but without the thorns! To Emma & Chris.
Steve Minnick
Draper, Utah US
Remember: Settle every argument before bedtime, praise quickly, criticize slowly, trust in your heart, believe in your fate and always remember they were one hell of a date!
Robert Poiesz
Presque Isle, Maine USA
(to the groom and bride) you gathered this company of people who love you, to witness the vows you exchanged before us, God, and all his angels. We stand beside you now as witnesses, and from this point on as helpers and guides to keep you strong and standing together. God will not forget the love you two say you share, so keep it bright and shinning for him and us to always see and enjoy.
JJ Schutza
Friday Harbor, WA.
We've sat here sharing all the "ONCE APON A TIMES..."
But here's to the "HAPPILY EVER AFTER..."
Yach
Pietermaritzburg sa
Here's to the best looking couple here !
Teresa A. D'Agostino
Beeton, Ontario Canada
Bless this food which we are about to eat and the sources from which it came. Bless all of those who have gathered here today to celebrate the marriage of
BRIDE to GROOM and those who are with us only in spirit. God, shower your blessings on BRIDE as she is about to enter into the holy sacrament of Matrimony. Give her the patience of Job, the wisdom of Einstein, the gentleness of Florence Nightengale. Give her Julia Child's culinary expertise, the domestic capability of Molly Maid, the power of understanding and the passion of Marilyn Munroe.
But most of all, give her the gift of knowing when to speak up and when just to nod. AMEN!
Rusty Pipe
Sweet Home Alabama
Here's to the girl in the the little white dress.
Looking very beautiful I must confess.
Doesn't have her cherry, but that's no sin,
She still has the box that her cherry came in.
Stephanie
Junction City, Or USA
As you slide down the banister of life, may all the splinters be pointing the right direction.
Tony Hartt
Bluesky , Alberta Canada
Here is to our wives
Here is to our lovers
May they never
Meet each other
david blurton
bunbury western australia
The worst thing about being the best man is that you dont get to prove it!
Babs Grimm
Burnaby BC
"A toast to love and laughter, and happily ever after."
Sheldon Nicolle
Irving, TX
Here's to today. Here's to tonight. We shot the stork, so it's alright.
Lloyd Brady
Auckland New Zealand
"May you have enough happiness to keep you sweet;
enough trials to keep you strong;
enough sorrow to keep you human;
enough hope to keep you happy;
enough failure to keep you humble;
enough success to keep you eager;
enough friends to give you comfort;
enough faith and courage in yourself, your business and your country to banish depression;
enough wealth to meet your needs;
enough determination to make each day a better day than yesterday."
R. C. Hamilton
Calgary, Alberta Canada
A Health to you, A Wealth to you, And the best that life can give to you.
May Fortune still be kind to you,
And Happiness be true to you. And Life be long and good to you. That's the Toast of All your friends to you.
Colin Dimacali
Manila Philippines
With everyone here, a toast to thee
The best of life is your to be
Here is to the groom with bride so fair
Here is to the bride with groom so rare
And here is to parents of the bride and groom
For as we all know paid for this room
We are all so happy that we are moved to tears
But we have to go on with the party as we say CHEERS!
MUGGSY D
US
I HAVE BEEN CLOSE FRIENDS WITH THE (GROOM) FOR MANY YEARS NOW
AND WHEN (GROOM) ASK ME TO BE HIS BEST MAN APART OF ME FELT
AS IF I WERE LOOSEING MY BEST FRIEND BUT IN FACT I WAS'NT LOOSEING
MY BEST FRIEND I WAS GAINING A NEW VERY SPECIAL FRIEND.
AND (BRIDE) YOU ARE A TRULY A SPECIAL FRIEND TO ME AND (GROOM)
COULD NOT BE ANY LUCKIER TO FIND SOMEONE AS BEUTIFUL AND LOVEING
TO SPEND HIS LIFE WITH. SO TO(GROOM)&(BRIDE) MAY YOU HAVE A
LONG AND WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER AND MAY YOU HAVE ALL THE
JOY AND HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD. CONGRADULATIONS
Matthew Deardorff
PA USA
Have the bride put one hand on the table, then the groom places one of his hands on top of hers, then her other hand, then his other hand on top. Tell the bride to say "I love you" to the groom, then have the groom say "I love you" to the bride. Ladies and Gentleman, we have just witnessed two things here. We just saw the last time that (groom) will get the last word in, and the last time that (Groom) will have the upper hand.
Debra Stirewalt
Tempe, AZ USA
As I begin to ,make this toast to love, laughter and happily ever after I want to read this poem I wrote for Kari and Mike. May you always be lovers but most of all friends and share with each other what ever life sends. But when times are hard and things don't go your way, remember the words you spoke today. Now, if everyone could please raise their glasses and join me in this toast: Best wishes to you both, and may your health be good, your happiness eclectic and your love everlasting!!!
To Kari & Mike.
Cheryl Machado
N. Prov. R.I. usa
" Marriage is made in Heavan ,but so are thunder and lightning;
What would love be without some thunder and lightning!"
Michael Richardson
Tecumseh, MI USA
"They say you have to take life as it happens. This is true. However, you should always try to make it happen the way you want to take it. So.........Live fast, Love hard and may all your ups and downs happen between the sheets."
Tony Berman
Nyack, NY USA
May your children have wealthy & happy parents
Amber
Florida
May your mocassins make happy tracks in many snows, and the rainbow always touch your sholders.
Barry Rimler
(This is an excerpt from a toast given in honor of the wedding of Jack and Robin today)
..........An observation that I?d like to make is that I met Jack over 25 years ago as we worked together in the theater?
.........and our friendship continues to this day
.........Incidentally I met (my wife) Merle in the theater too, we?ve been together ever since......
.........Jack and Robin met in the theater, and today have been married
...........As all of us who have ever worked in the theater and toiled in the name of art know
...............that friendships made under these circumstances are timeless and eternal
.....Jack and Robin....You are a couple destined for a world of success not only in life, but in love and happiness
..... and the peace that you feel today will go on forever.
MARIO C.
HOBOKEN,NJ USA
FIRST OF ALL, ON BEHALF OF EVERYONE HERE TONIGHT I WOULD LIKE TO THANK(BRIDE & GROOM)
FOR ALLOWING US TO BE A PART OF YOUR JOYOUS CELEBRATION. I HAVE KNOWN(GROOM) FOR 15YRS. AND HE HAS NEVER BEEN HAPPIER
THAN HE IS TONIGHT AND YOU ARE THE REASON FOR HIS HAPPINESS. THANK YOU(BRIDE) FOR MAKING(GROOM) THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE. SALUD
Jason Rosseel
Newarkc DE USA
After much talk regarding being a friend of bride and groom, the best man relays that
when he asked the bride what he could say, she elbowed him, and said oh just roll over and go asleep, we'll worry
about that later!
EDDIE O
LOS ANGELES USA
I,VE DRANK TO YOUR HEALT IN TAVERNS.
IVE DRANK TO YOUR HEALT IN MY HOME IVE DRANK TO YOUR HEALT SO MANY DAMM TIMES
I,VE ALMOST RUINED MY OWN
Donald George K
I have four pieces of advise: Love each other, Talk to each other,
Listen to each other and Help each other.
God bless your lifes.
Bond, James
Dublin, Ohio USA
Here's to marriage, that happy estate that resembles a pair of scissors:
`So joined that they cannot be seperated, often moving in the opposite direction, yet still punishing anyone who comes between them.'
Signed on: Sat May 23 12:35:36 EDT 1998
William Blandford
West Chester, PA USA
"Who's got 2 thumbs and knows that the bride and groom are meant for each other?"
Gesture 2 thumbs up and point them at your head while saying, "This guy!"
Rhonda Brueggemann
Pewaukee, WI USA
This is the toast our best man said at our wedding in 1994.
Did anyone here of the three rings of marriage?
-The first ring they received a year ago; the engagement ring
-The second ring they received today; the wedding ring
-The third ring they will received for the rest of their life; the suffering!
We all had a good laugh.
Nancy Campa
NY USA
[Bride], put your left hand on the table. [Groom], put your hand over his.
[Groom], take a good, long look at this; it will be the last time you'll get the upper hand in anything!
Rick Laubenstein
I am honored to stand before you on this magnificent day. We should start off by thanking the parents of the bride and groom, for without them this day could not be possible. I remember Chuck at 15 standing up here as my Best Man and how nervous he was making the toast. I remember just a few months later meeting Shannon for the first time. I remember that pretty and very sweet little High School girl and thinking that the two of them made a nice couple. It doesn't seem like that long ago. Chuck; Shannon is a wonderful woman. Shannon; Thank you for making my brother so happy. The love of your parents has brought you this far. May your love for each other carry you forward.
As mine has, may your marriage age like a fine wine.
May your children bring you as much joy as mine have brought me.
May the sparkle that's in your eyes today light your path for years to come.
May God, friends, and family fill your life.
May you know your children's children.
May your hands be forever clasped in friendship and
your hearts forever joined in love.
"May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
May your heart always be joyful
May your song always be sung
And may you stay forever young"
Please stand, raise your glasses and join me in the
first toast to Chuck and Shannon as husband and wife.
We wish them a lifetime of love and happiness.
"They Love Each Other. Lord you can see that it's true."
Shannon and Chuck, We Love You!
Al
NJ USA
They say marriage is a give and take. These days, if a man doesn't give his wife enough, she takes it!
Amy Pen
May the best of your past be the worst of your future
so that there will always be better days to come.
EEH
Florida USA
May your marriage be like a mighty ship,
always holding a true and steady course,
weathering the rough seas in strength and courage,
and sailing the calm waters with style and grace.
May you always stand shoulder to shoulder at the helm,
daring each other to fail,
and when the voyage has ended, may you look back and
say "damn we did it well".
Jason Reed
Pittsburg CA USA
To Lane and Dana.........
there are two secrets to a good marraige--possess a sense of humor and have a short memory. May you continue to discover yourself and each other every day,
and may the sparkle in your eyes light your path for the years to come!
Linda Tranter
Jacksonville FL
At my wedding, I was three months pregnant, but only some
of our guests knew, one of which was the best man. He
wrapped up his toast by saying "... and may all your
problems be little ones." The guests that knew laughed,
and those that didn't laughed, it was a riot.
Margo
Phila/PA US
After thinking a long time about what to say I've
finally come up with something that sums it all up:
I have only one word for (groom): "SUCKER!!!"
Randy Hazen
Roses are red and meant for plucking; David and Karen, I hope you like... Club Med.
Ed Gamboa
El Paso/TX USA
With everyone here, a toast to thee
The best of life is your to be
Here is to the groom with bride so fair
Here is to the bride with groom so rare And here is to parents of the bride and groom
For as we all know paid for this room
We are all so happy that we are moved to tears
But we have to go on with the party as we say CHEERS!
mike d
here's to the lasses we've loved my lad. here's to th lips we've pressed.
kisses and lasses, like liquor in glasses, the last is always the best.
CORNY
CHARLESTON, SC
In the immortal words of John Lennon: "All you need is Love, Love.... Love is all you need."
Cookit
Ottawa, Ontario Canada
{Groom}, now that you are a married man forget all your mistakes.
No sense two people remembering the same thing...
Maria Drover
Hodge's Cove, Newfoundland Canada
Remember [GROOM], the key to a long and happy marriage
is to always say those three little words:
You're right dear!
Robert Hendrigan
Brockton,MA USA
Here's to you. Here's to me. The best of friends we may be.
If by chance we disagree, then @$%! you and here's to me.
Linda Galway
Turner, Maine USA
"May the most you ever wish for be the least you ever receive."
Sweetguy
Fremont, CA USA
To (Bride and Groom),
May all your children be born naked!
Cindy
STL, MO USE
To the man I married,
to the men I've kissed,
my deepest apologies
to the men I've missed!
Signed on: Wed Jun 10 10:31:38 EDT 1998
Tracey Picone
May your worst day together be better than your best day apart.
jr
pa usa
Here's to the fire;
Not the fire that ignites, and burns down shanties;
But the fire that excites, and brings down panties!
Wayne Rempel
Chilliwack BC. Canada
Toast to the Bridesmaids
as we gather to celebrate this day
i have just a few things to say
as the sun goes down and fades
i propose a toast to these bridesmaids
all that glitters is not gold
that is what i've been told
but they could be down at mill lake feeding ducks
and they would still look like a million bucks
and when i look at them in forest green
they are the most beautiful l have ever seen
and now i think it would be grand
if you would join me and stand
a kiss to all of them i blow
as i now prepare to go
please raise your glass filled with wine
to these six ladies who look so fine
To the bridesmaids
Wayne Rempel
David Clemmons
Sacramento, CA USA
I remember one night 21 years and 11 months ago. It was my turn to feed my beautiful baby daughter. As I sat there at 3 in the morning, rocking her back to sleep, I thought of the day she would marry and leave her Mom and me. And this made me cry. I loved my daughter and wanted her to be my little girl forever. But Olivia has grown into a beautiful young woman that I am very proud of. I see lots of me and her Mom in her. And over the years others have noticed my girl including a handsome young man named Michael Rouse. I?ve grown to respect and trust Michael. And now I turn over the 3AM feeding to you Michael. Please stand and join me in this, the first toast to Mike and Olivia as HUSBAND AND WIFE!
May you know true happiness and be lovers and friends forever.
Jud Kline
Orange/Ohio U.S.A.
May you be blessed with life, health and prosperity
May you be kept from sickness and evil
May you be blessed with knowledge and understanding
May you have love all the days of your lives
and May you be blessed with peace.
To your future and the first day of your new life together.
Al Ware
Here's to the happy couple, may you grow old on one pillow.
Jez
Leeds / Yorkshire England
Ladies & Gentlemen - The Bride and Groom have requested
that there be no Flash Cameras during the speeches.
And no crap ones either please.
douglas hannah
st marys/ georgia usa
a wise man once said, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times,
that is what marriage is all about. "bride" and "groom", may the best of times be plentiful, may the worst of times be few through all your years together
Bruce Buckley
Calgary Alberta Canada
Don't forget that marriage is like maintaining your motor
home change the oil, tune it up, and don't forget to polish it one in a while.
TK~
Newport Beach, California USA
Here is to the Bride-- thankfully you caught him.
Here is to the Groom-- thank you for letting her catch you.
May the two of you love each other as long as the stars are in the sky.
May the your love be as plentiful as the grains of sand, in the universe.
Aloha-~
Leon Honeycutt
Davis, CA USA
Wedding Toast:
To my lovely, gracious and beautiful daughter (name).
I salute you with all of my heart.
I thought I had seen you at your best long before now, but I tell you, you have shown me something here today.
I want to congratulate you on making me, your mother and the rest of the family proud.
You are a "stunningly beautiful" bride, and I will always love you and cherish our memories.
I toast you now and forever.
GCabral
Before I make my toast I would like to say one thing to Kristen
I sincerely hope that Cliff last longer on your wedding night than he did on his bachelor party.
Now would everyone kindly stand and raise a glass in a toast to Cliff & Kristen.
As you both look out and see your family and friends, I hope you can feel the love and affection radiating within this room. Absorb these feelings and share them with each other as you travel life's path together, and always remember the promises you made today in the presence of God. We all stand together to wish you both much love and happiness. To Cliff and Kristen
A special thanks to Uncle Walt
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Wedding Guide To Speech: Sample Toasts (Part I)
Brian MA USA
The beginning letter in each line spells out "Brotherly Love". BROTHERLY LOVE "Brotherly Love" is a term that we did not use Reflecting back, I think we were to macho to muse Only now do we realize the importance of bonding Though mature enough now we can handle the loving Happy to share this brothers love with his bride Each brother knows we have a small piece inside Regretfully, we didn’t share these thoughts as a child Love is not only a word but a vital emotion You may not survive without the feeling of devotion Life is to short not to cherish it’s lessons Our name is a resource we thrive on for purpose Very fortunate are we to be protected from above Eternal fortitude may come from "Brotherly Love" Dad, Thanks for the name! Mom, Thanks for the life!
Suzanne, California USA
May there always be such love between you, that when one cries; the other tastes salt.
Mark Soeder
Cleveland, Ohio USA
Tonight, it is my great honor and privilege to make the first toast to Tim and Cindy as husband and wife. Over the past two days, a few people have asked how long have I known Tim. While some people know that Tim and I went to both high school and college together, it is a little known fact that our first meeting occurred while playing CYO soccer in grade school. Tim played for St. Joe's & John's, I playey for their arch rival, Incarnate Word Academy. During the course of one of our games in the eighth grade, Tim took a free kick just outside our goal. I was one of the defenders that stood in the wall. Rather than opting to put the ball on goal, Tim launched a blistering shot into my thigh. As a result, I had the impression of a soccer ball tatooed on my leg for about a week. While that impression was only temporary, the impression that Tim has made on me as a classmate, teammate, roommate, and friend will last forever. Tim has always been there when I needed him. He is honest and trustworthy...most of the time. In short, Tim is a great guy and he has found a great girl in Cindy. Alas, let us toast Tim and Cindy. May they live a long life together filled with love and laughter. May their joys be many and their troubles few. Congratulations.
desi
to the happiness.
Kelly Dyer
Charlotte, NC USA
Congratulations on the termination of your isolation, and may I express my appreciation of your determination to end the desparation and frustration that has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make this unification and bring an accumulation to the population. So as I end my toast to this occasion, and wrap up my salutation, I raise my glass to this combination, and bid good luck to the consumation! So cheers, and on with the celebration!
Alex
U.S.
Here's to... a long life... and a merry one. a quick death... and an easy one. a beautiful woman... and a true one. a cold beer... and another one!
Big Daddy
Ontario Canada
Every new beggining comes from some other begginings end
Amy St. Aubin
Wixom, MI USA
My favorite toast was given by my brother-in-law at our wedding.
This is my husband's oldest brother who was of course his best man. His speech went as so.... It took my brother 19 years of beatings, of arguments and of threats for him to figure out who the best man really is. Everyone roared. Once that died down he did turn serious and follow-up his best man speech with... I wish Amy and Jerry nothing but the best. I hope you two have nothing but good times ahead. Always love each other, always respect each and always be there for each other.
benier koranache
...and a bride and groom are indeed good friends. For good friends, come not with time, but with trust. cheers.
Michelle
Pickering Canada
If love makes the world go around, you two should make it spin!!!
Peter Marshall
London UK
Ladies and gentlemen, a toast; my best friends new best friend
Carrie Hebert
Dallas Texas
May good fortune precede you. May love walk with you. May good friends follow you.
Douglas A. Gray
For a batchelor party: "To our wives and lovers -- may they never meet."
Elena Tolstaya
Moscow Russia
There were two birds sitting in the tree branches vis-a-vis.
This is to the wind, which rose and joined their lips.
Joseph Barr
Carmel, In U S A
May the best day of the past be the worst day of your future
Chris Mummert
Harrisburg, PA USA
To Stacy and Chris On your wedding day As your best man I wanted to say That I've known you both For such a long time That you've grown to be Special friends of mine. I've known Stacy through many Triumphs and tears, And Chris after drinking Beer upon beer. You're both special to me In ways unique, Each with different pastimes My interests you peak. Chris likes sport'n, politics, Stacy and such, Stacy likes people, parties And Chris very much. But you have interests that Are similar too, You go camping and sight see And have many friends who On this day are happy That you found each other, And want you to know As we celebrate together, In hard times and good We will be there, To lend you support And show that we care. And we all hope that your lives Will be filled with the best Happiness, love, Health and success.
Brian Toronyi
Denver USA
Alot of people asked me a couple of months ago if I was surprised that my brother is getting married. To be honest I answered no most of the time. This is due to the fact that my brother has had a girlfriend since the age of 12. Also my brother did not surprise me when he became engaged because in middle school he took a Sex Education class. And when it came time to take the final he studied so hard for that test. He had my father even come upstairs and help him study for the test. He was up all night, I know this because later that night I had to take a leak and he was still up studying for the test. Needless to say that story helps to reinforce my notion of me being not surprised about him getting married.
Anyway, I would like to say that Kim(the bride) is a very beautiful young woman and
I wish them the best of luck in the world.
Joseph G. Longo
Middletown, Pa. U.S.A.
Craig and Jeanne, Enjoy the moment.. for as this moment is, may your life be.. with happiness, love, excitement and children….. Salute
iwana tinkle
alaska usa
cinnamon toast !!!!uh eat some cake or something now
Shawn Perkins
Portsmouth, NH usa
May your refridgerator always be filled with Budweiser, and may all of your up's and down's be under the covers.
B. Latham
Reading,MA
____ and I want to thank you for joining us to honor _____ and ____ at this rehersal party. As ____ was getting older we wondered to whon he would be attracted. We also wondered who would be attracted to him. Needless to say, we could not be happier than with _______. She is a wonderful woman. For this we must and do that _____ and _____, her parents. I would like to propose the following toast: May you live in harmony, happiness and health. May you experience the joy of seeying your children well-wed.
Sue Davis
Thomasville, GA USA
To (Groom & Bride) May love, hope, and happiness continue to guide each of you as the journey you have embarked upon can lead to many different paths, but with God's guidance, family love, and friends support; no matter what path you take it will be togather, because as this day (Groom & Bride) you have become as one Mr & Mrs.________.
Gordon Scott
London, On Canada
From the best man to the groom: Well I took Bob to the drugstore today before the ceremony and as we walked past the condom section he had a few questions. "What are all these condoms for", Bob asked. "Well you see that 3 pack there. That's for when your in High School. One for Friday night and two for Saturday night." I respond. "Oh I see," Bob says, "and what is the 6 pack for?" "Well Bob that's for when your in college. 2 for Friday night. 3 for Saturday night and one for Sunday morning." I say. "Ok but then what the heck is the 12 pack for" Bob asks with a confused look on his face. "Oh that's for when you get married. One for January, One for February, One for March....." Ha ha
Marc kleye
Cape Town South Africa
Anton(Groom), Wanda(Bride), there are those who will tell you that single life is the only way to go, while it can be said that single life is more glitzy and glamorous, it is only flash not substance, you two begin the journey that proves the rewards of marriage are the most valuable. With that said, may your arguments be as long as my New Years resolutions, more importantly may the most you ever wish for be the least you ever receive, and finally to fate that brought you two together, and to love that may keep you happy forever.
Marc kleye
Cape Town South Africa
Anton(Groom), Wanda(Bride), there are those who will tell you that single life is the only way to go, while it can be said that single life is more glitzy and glamorous, it is only flash not substance, you two begin the journey that proves the rewards of marriage are the most valuable. With that said, may your arguments be as long as my New Years resolutions, more importantly may the most you ever wish for be the least you ever receive, and finally to fate that brought you two together, and to love that may keep you happy forever.
William F. Donehoo
Elmhurst, IL USA
Let their love endure beyond the last sunset
brock howard
Sebeka MN
Best man had old girlfriends return keys to groom, and the final lover was a guy, acting all embarrassed
Rocky Barrett
Shawnee, Okla. USA
"Here's to the prettiest,here to the wittiest, Here's to the truest of all who are true, Here's to the neatest one, here's to the sweetest one, Here's to them in one - here's to you." (by Groucho Marks)
Clancy Wiggum
Springfield, IL USA
Here's to (Groom)! We always pegged him as someone that would get one of those mailorder brides. Tonight, he has done almost as well.
Larry Buchanan
Austin Texas USA
For Jill and Matt Hughes (8-8-98) Rehearsal Dinner Toast.............. Well MATT and JILL the time must be getting close!! Here we are at the rehearsal dinner after hours of practicing toward making tomorrow ³the real day² one of your most memorable days. ...... And I¹m sure it will be. Then comes Sunday and each day of you married life!! Packing, driving,unpacking , decorating your new home -- working together, laughing together and learning more and more about each other. Practicing to make each tense moment laughable, each setback bearable, practicing to make each day perfect. But we all know that practice is not always perfect and practice does not always make perfect. There will be less than perfect times MATT YOU NEED TO SHARPEN YOUR SKILLS ON ....... Mind Reading.................. ..... at no time and under no circumstances will the female let the male know what she wants. The car is empty..........Go fill it up, who cares if the Broncos game is tied..... I need wedding shoes.......the other 40 pair are the wrong shade of white.................. JILL YOU NEED TO.................... Remember.......... .......Men never need to ask for directions they just drive until they find the place.... .....the correction position of the toilet seat is up .....not to mess with the remote controls...it¹s a ³guy² thing MATT - JILL --- just like today as we practiced for tomorrow each day of your glorious married life will be to build a better tomorrow Heres to many years of fun filled practice.
Larry Buchanan
Austin Texas USA
For Jill and Matt Hughes (8-8-98) Best Man Toast-(I was also the grooms dad....) I would like to propose a toast the bride and groom. However, I would like to take a few minutes to start Jill and Matt on the path to a happy successful union, with just a few suggestions. Always love each other. Always respect each and Always be there for each other, May the best day of the past be the worst day of your future . .....and a bride and groom are indeed best friends. For good friends, come not with time, but with trust. Our love to the both of you............... cheers.
dennie finn
portmore jamaica
marriage has 4-p's pray together play " plan " produce together
Rob Bruner
Cedar Falls IA USA
(Great for math teachers) May your love be added May it never be subtracted May your household multiply And may your hearts never be divided
john
abington, pa
Congradulations......Lets eat!
Big Art
Willow Grove, PA
Hey, your brides got nice ones.
e.elicksen
edmonton CANADA
CHERISH THE MOMENTS FOR THEY MAKE FOR A LIFETIME OF LOVE
Uncle Pat
clifton, va USA
To Janice & Jeremy, May the Lord keep and bless thee and May your marriage be viewed as a shining example of love, honor and faithfulness. Love , Uncle Pat.
B. Conner
As only one of your friends who have been married for at least (XX) years I want to tell you thaty the road to that point is often bumpy but the journey is well worth it! Here's to love, life, and happiness!
Walter Boomsma
Ocean View NJ USA
To a great fisherman and his best catch ever.
Chris MacDonald
May you be friends to each other as only lovers can; and may you love each other as only best friends can.
Chris MacDonald
To the best of gals and the best of guys; you're the best of matches, clearly; so may the memories made on your wedding night be ones you'll treasure dearly.
Auckland N Zealand
Wholemeal
Ken Kinsey-Quick
Paris France
May you live each day like your last, and live each night like your first.
ANDRE GOVINE
FAIRMONT/W.V. U.S.A.
FRIENDS AND LOVERS BY ANDRE GOVINE FRIENDS ARE PEOPLE THAT YOU KNOW AND TRUST, THROUGH THICK AND THIN FRIENDS ARE A MUST FRIENDS ARE PEOPLE THAT YOU KNOW TO WELL, THAT WOULD PICK YOU UP AFTER YOU FELL FRIENDS ARE THESE TWO THAT JOINED TODAY, THESE FRIENDS ARE TRUE AND I MUST SAY THAT ITS OK FOR FRIENDS TO CRY, LAUGH, CHEER, OR DRY YOUR EYES JAMES AND SUSAN OR SUSAN AND JAMES EITHER OR CAUSE FRIENDS ARE ONE OF THE SAME FRIENDS LISTEN WELL BECAUSE FRIENDS DO CARE, FRIENDS NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU REALLY ARE THERE JAMES AND SUSAN ARE VERY GOOD FRIENDS, AND FRIENDSHIP LASTS TO THE END THEY PLAY, LAUGH, AND LIVE THEIR LIVES, AS A UNIT AND THAT'S NO SUPRISE THEIR TIME TOGETHER HAS BEEN UNIQUE, AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP HAS NEVER EVEN REACHED ITS PEAK I KNOW OF FRIENDSHIP AND IT IS PLAIN TO SEE, AND LUCKY THAT THEY FOUND A FRIEND IN ME I WISH THEM WELL AND HOPE THEY GROW, TO REACH THE HIGHEST MOUNTAINS ALL COVERED IN SNOW TO JAMES AND SUSAN WHOM ARE MY FRIENDS, MAY YOU LIVE HAPPILLY FOREVER FROM YOUR FRIEND I GOT THIS POEM NOT FROM THE WEB, A BOOK, THE PAST, JUST FROM MY HEART AND HEAD. SO NOW IS THE TIME THAT WE LOVE THE MOST, MAY GOD WATCH YOU AND BLESS YOU FOREVER WITH THIS TOAST. MAY YOU STAY FRIENDS FOREVER AND MAY TOMMORROWS TOMMORROW BE BETTER THAN TODAY. TO FRIENDS AND LOVERS CHEERS
Jim
I have spent a lot of time trying to figure out what to say for this toast. After a lot of thought I thing I have finnally come up with the perfect toast. But I decided to save it for your next wedding.
Will Nash
Manassas, VA USA
Fresh Horses and Beer for all the men For Tonight We Ride!
Walter Adams
Orlando, Fl USA
When God made men, he made them with string He had a little left over, so he gave them a little thing When God made women, he made them with lace He didn't have enough, so he gave them a space HERE IS TO SPACE!!!
David Bowen
California
A toast from the father of the groom: When you have a young son you hope when he grows up he will marry a girl who is beautiful. Then later on you think maybe he will marry a girl with a good personality. Then you hope maybe he will marry a girl who is smart. But it turns out he is smarter than you think he is and he marries a girl who has all those characteristics. We are very happy for them.
matt
14510
Why in the hell does life matter? Answer Yourself.
Josh Chambers
Missoula, MT USA
"May your love be modern enough to survive the times and old-fashioned enough to last forever."
Scott Knoop
Brunswick Ohio USA
On their wedding night, what does a polish groom give to his bride that is long and hard? His last name.
joel/miche
Costa Mesa, CA
....May you have love, health & wealth; but most importantly, may you have the time to enjoy them all...
Jan Johannes
Orange Park, FL USA
Fair winds and clear skiess.
Norman Walsh
Berlin/Maryland USA
May you grow old together on one pillow
munjal shah
bombay india
"Here's to the bride and the bridegroom, We'll ask their success in our prayers, And through life's dark shadows and sunshine That good luck may always be theirs."
David Thomas
Wilkesboro, NC USA
For The Happy Couple: Here's to the Past for all that you've learned, Here's to the Present for all that you share, Here's to the Future for all that you look forward to... TOGETHER!!
Carl
Erie, Pa US
What a great site. I put this toast together mostly with things I found here: I was told I was supposed to give some sort of toast, so…. here’s to me! In all sincerity though, before anyone is toasted (am I too late?), let me first say thank you to Mr. and Mrs. X and to Mr. and Mrs. Y for such a beautiful evening. It’s obvious you’ve put a lot of hard work into this and it’s turned out perfect. Thank you. Now, let me just say that no man is complete until he’s married – now Brian is definitely finished. Actually Brian, you are a very, very lucky man. Emily is a beautiful, intelligent, self-assured woman. And Emily, Brian is… Did I mention that you were a beautiful woman? ...well, at least we didn’t shave his head on you. So with that said, I’m afraid a long sappy poem doesn’t do much for me, so let me just begin with a blessing an end with a toast. A traditional Irish blessing: "May the road rise to meet you May the wind be ever at your back May the sun shine warm upon your face May the rain fall softly upon your fields, And until we meet again May God hold you in the hollow of his hand." And for the toast, as so eloquently put by a fine American…Groucho Marks: "Here's to the prettiest, Here’s to the wittiest, Here's to the truest of all who are true. Here's to the neatest, Here's to the sweetest, Here's to the two of you." Cheers!
Jody
Toronto Ontario Canada
My husband and I were asked to stand (at the head table). Our usher asked my husband to place his hand on top of mine he then announced that this would be the last time my husband would ever have the upper hand!!
bob winblad
stevenspointwi usa
may you both be as happy allof you lives as you are today
Dave Cartwright
Calgary, AB Canada
Here is to the groom who has never wandered here he is in all his glory. Here is to the bride who knows much better, but the grooms sticking to his story.
Michael Curran
Ottawa, ON Canada
May all of your ups and downs be in the bedroom.
kevman
st. louis, mo USA
To the bride and groom: As you slide down the bannister of life, may all the splinters be in your direction!!
DOUG BOMBARD
SYRACUSE, NEW YORK U.S.A.
STEVE AND I HAVE BEEN BEST FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME , SO LONG HIS PARENTS WERE STARTING TO WONDER IF WE WERE THE ONES GETTING MARRIED. WHEN STEVE FIRST ASKED ME TO BE HIS BEST MAN , A LITTLE PART OF ME FELT THAT SOMEHOW OUR FRIENDSHIP WOULD CHANGE. BUT I FINALLY CAME TO THE REALIZATION THAT THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD CHANGE WOULD BE , ME GAINING A VERY SPECIAL FRIEND IN TRACIE. SO TO STEVE AND TRACIE MAY YOU HAVE A LONG AND WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER. AND MAY YOU HAVE ALL THE JOY AND HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD. CONGRADULATIONS
Shannon
Any marriage older than two weeks has grounds for divorce. The trick is, and continues to be, finding grounds for marriage. -- Robert Anderson
Brian
Winnetka, CA USA
When I was given the honor of being the best man, I was besieged by emotions. I was excited at the prospect that my best friend found someone that he wanted to spend his life with and THAT actually wanted to spend her life with him return. I was also proud that he had come to a point in his life where he felt he had it all together and was ready for such a commitment. Lastly, I was terrified, I had to give a speech. (pause) Well, one thing that school taught me was to be prepared. I sought advice from numerous people and I even found advice on the net. Among the advice I was given was opening lines, jokes, what to say, what not to say, and even SAMPLE speeches. Now all the preparation in the world can’t stop the jitters, so please bear with me as I now give my speech and toast. Congratulations! Insert name of bride and groom. Oops! Congratulations, Ken and Debbie! I feel honored to be here to help celebrate this joyous occasion. I am especially honored to be here since I was the one who brought them together. Needless to say, I have known them both for quite a while. It has indeed been a privilege to know Ken these past 14 years, and I don’t think a truer friend can be found as evident in the numerous times that he has been there for me. Even when he was living in Mammoth, I knew I could count on him (pause) for at least a place to stay when I went skiing. Now as he has grown older, I have seen him hit many milestones. He graduated from Cal State Northridge after a long career as a student which lead to a successful career has a computer guy. He has even survived jumping out of a perfectly good airplane, and he has survived guerilla warfare in Newhall (okay, so it was only paintball). But the best milestone of all was that he found Debbie and that Debbie found him. Now I knew Debbie back when she was a camp counselor and the kids called her “Tweety”, and that right there told me that she could put up with Ken. And since Ken was able to put up with Debbie when Duke beat North Carolina at the buzzer for the NCAA championship, I knew that they would be together for a long time. So without further ado, everyone please raise your glass and join me in a toast to Ken and Debbie. Well being is for those that care, Prosperity is for those that try, and Happiness is for those that love. May your life together be the richest blend of all of the above.
Phil Baker
Fayetteville, NC USA
First I'll make you pay, then I'll make you swallow. Gargle it!
Robert A.Bonwell
Charleston, W.Va. U.S.A.
One for one and all for one
Steven M. Cole
Cincinnati/OH USA
1. I would like to thank all of you for coming tonight and sharing this special occasion with Karie and Matt. 2. I've known _____ for several years and am very happy to see my good friend get married to such a great girl. Ever since ____ and ____ met, they have been inseperable. I have seen their love for each other grow stronger and stronger through some very rough times. 3. Tonight, I would like to offer _____ and _____ an Old Irish Blessing that has been passed down to me from my family. ______ and ____ May the road rise to meet you May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rain fall soft upon your fields, And until we meet again May God hold you in the hollow of his hand. 4. Thank you _____ for being such a good friend over the years. I wish you and ________ the best of luck in the future. 5. And finally, In closing, To _____ and ______: May all your Ins and Outs, Ups and Downs, be between the Sheets……………….Cheers!!!
Lee WD
Lancs UK
To my wife, you are the final piece in my puzzle, making me complete and content.
Doug Setley
St. Paul, MN USA
For the avid sailors out there; May all your waters be deep, and your channels be wide!
Michael Condon
Mt. Pleasant, SC USA
It is only right that we should toast the bride and groom and their parents; but we should also toast each of you here. You have come to help us celebrate this special occasion of those we love and who love each other. By your presence, you show your friendship and love and bring even greater joy for all of us. We have made new friends because of the love we share for these to be married. We are all God's children and extend our families love and friendship to each of you. Thank you for your love and kindness.
Jack
May your happiness be never ending!!
Bailey Early
Raleigh/NC US
May all of your ups & downs be between the sheets!
Florence
Eugene OR USA
My husband said gave this toast to his best friend and bride at their wedding. He was so nervous. He teared up when he practiced the toast. Steve was Jeff like the brother he never had. The best part was at the end when Jeff said: If Steve is half as good as a friend as he is a busband, then Kelli is a truly lucky bride.
Tom Tener
Town & Country, MO USA
Here's to our wives and our sweethearts ... May they never meet
Doug & Marilyn Scheaffer
Fort Lauderdale, FL USA
To our parents on our wedding's eve- Although our thoughts are filled with visions of tomorrow, we cannot help but look back to yesterday. You have given us so many things over the years, never thinking of yourselves, only us. Our greatest wish has been for you to be with us as we begin our lives together. So, for all of the gifts we have received from you in the past, and for today and tomorrow, we thank you. Your being here is the greatest gift of all.
Richard Stockton
New York, NY USA
Here's to the groom with bride so fair, And here's to the bride with groom so rare!
Kelly
May all your joy..be true joy and All your pain...be champagne!!! Best Wishes to the bride and groom
Chris Hart
Oxford, PA USA
Let me begin by saying I;m very honored to be here as your best man tonight . For those of you who don't know me ImChis Scott's Cousin, Throughout our childhood Scott I can remember many hapy memories we shared together like summr vacations to m parents place i Maine, trashbags of presents delivered on the holidays and even secret handshakes
PAMMY
Columbia, SC USA
Here's to the duck that lives on the pond May he never lose a feather. If none of us get laid tonight, May we drink this drink forever! May prostitution rise And virginity decline And may SOB become a household word!
Andy & Julia
Glen Carbon Il usa
To Andy and Julia, may you live a long loving and prosperios life togather, may you both enjoy all happiness and joy this world has to bring and what god has joined a one let no man set apart. 11/17/98
Rajesh Bhaghat
Madison, TX USA
Butt, Butt here's to space and happiness
Jim Lang
West Chester, OH USA
With the help of this web site I recently delivered the following speech: Wedding Speech Margaret & Tim - November 14, 1998 Opening: Tonight it is my great honor and privilege to speak to you as Margaret’s Brother and welcome everyone to Margaret & Tim’s Wedding Reception. For my entire family, I would like to thank everyone for being here on this special day and evening. Many people traveled here from far away and we appreciate you taking the time to join us today and tonight. Our family has grown the past few years and especially this year and I am glad to welcome another male into the fold. Dad, I think we have almost evened up the sides and someday we may outnumber them. Thank You: Today is a very special day for Margaret and Tim and I do want to extend a very special thank you to: Father ________ & St. ______________ for a beautiful ceromony today. The Groom's entire Family. We really enjoyed the Rehearsal Dinner last night. Margaret: I would like to tell you a little bit about my sister Margaret now. Enthusiasm, Leadership and Determination are three words that describe Margaret. Margaret enters everything she does with enthusiasm. This allows her to get the most enjoyment possible out of life. Skiing is a skill Margaret has mastered and her enthusiasm for the sport shows in how she describes a typical day on the slopes. ‘Greatest’, ‘Unbelievable’, ‘The Best’, ‘Totally Awesome’, and ‘Kick Ass’ are common terms Margaret has used. I know because I am usually trying to catch my breath while she says these things. She is always enjoying what she does and her enthusiasm spreads to others quickly. We have always loved this quality in Margaret. Margaret is a real strong leader - at Summer Camp she would have the whole cabin and the counselor following her around after just a few hours. This quality has helped Margaret to meet many people and make friends very quickly. Margaret has always been surrounded by friends - Many who are here tonight. I remember seeing Margaret as we were growing up surrounded by close friends - all the time. Margaret is a very determined person - I remember when Margaret graduated early from Homestead High School and left Mom and Dad’s house to go to Paris. At seventeen years old that showed real determination. This characteristic has helped Margaret to see more than many people her age. Everyone in my family has special stories of things we have done with Margaret and cherish the memories. One thing is clear in our family and my sisters and I all agree - Margaret is a terrific sister. Tim and Margaret: Tim and Margaret, we look forward to having many new stories and memories of special moments with you as you begin your life together. We each have some stories already and we will spare you from sharing these at this time. Tim, we welcome you into our family. Margaret we are all very happy for you and your husband today and very proud of you. Irish Blessing: In closing, our family is Irish on our Mother's side and mostly Irish on our Dad's side and I think it’s appropriate to quote this Irish Blessing to Margaret and Tim: “May the road rise to meet you May the wind be ever at your back May the sun shine warm upon your face May the rain fall softly upon your fields, And until we meet again May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.” Please join me toasting the Bride and Groom - Margaret and Tim.
Me
Balto Md
Toast givin at a wedding where the best man was the groom's brother: Josh you've always been like a brother to me...
J. Duick
Tulsa, OK USA
When children find true love - Parents find great joy. To your love and our joy!
Diana
Carson USA
From Doddie's Bridesmaid Gay Wedding December 5th, 1998 Laguna Beach, CA Love is a flower you must carefully tend so may you always be each other's best friend. Tend your love with warm smiles and laughter and may good fortune fill your "ever after". Be a shelter to each other when life is unkind and to each other's "faults", be a little blind. Enjoy the moments both large and small and be it known that all present will help if you fall. May you always be lovers, but most of all friends and share with each other whatever life sends. But when times are hard and things don't go your way remember the words you spoke here today. If everyone would now raise their glasses and join me in a toast....To Kelley and Doddie: We are all here together today to share in celebrating your love and commitment for each other. Best wishes to you both - and may your love be long lived. Cheers!
Maggy Carter
California U.S.A.
To Nikki and Adam on this special day. May you always wear "blue movies", at least don't make him wear a thong, and I hope you break a few more beds over the years. Have fun. God Bless. P.S. Just don't let your kids know how you acted in HighSchool. You'll never live it down.
Anne Gent
Prince Albert, Sask Canada
As you look out at the faces of your friends and family in front of you, always rememeber that everyone of us is behind you wherever life may take you. To The bride!
Richard Hill
Ventura, CA usa
I'll drink to the girl who will, I'll drink to the girl who won't...but never to the girl who says she will, then later decides she won't. But, from the break of day to the wee hours of the night, I'll drink to the girl who says "I never have, but just for you I might'.
The beginning letter in each line spells out "Brotherly Love". BROTHERLY LOVE "Brotherly Love" is a term that we did not use Reflecting back, I think we were to macho to muse Only now do we realize the importance of bonding Though mature enough now we can handle the loving Happy to share this brothers love with his bride Each brother knows we have a small piece inside Regretfully, we didn’t share these thoughts as a child Love is not only a word but a vital emotion You may not survive without the feeling of devotion Life is to short not to cherish it’s lessons Our name is a resource we thrive on for purpose Very fortunate are we to be protected from above Eternal fortitude may come from "Brotherly Love" Dad, Thanks for the name! Mom, Thanks for the life!
Suzanne, California USA
May there always be such love between you, that when one cries; the other tastes salt.
Mark Soeder
Cleveland, Ohio USA
Tonight, it is my great honor and privilege to make the first toast to Tim and Cindy as husband and wife. Over the past two days, a few people have asked how long have I known Tim. While some people know that Tim and I went to both high school and college together, it is a little known fact that our first meeting occurred while playing CYO soccer in grade school. Tim played for St. Joe's & John's, I playey for their arch rival, Incarnate Word Academy. During the course of one of our games in the eighth grade, Tim took a free kick just outside our goal. I was one of the defenders that stood in the wall. Rather than opting to put the ball on goal, Tim launched a blistering shot into my thigh. As a result, I had the impression of a soccer ball tatooed on my leg for about a week. While that impression was only temporary, the impression that Tim has made on me as a classmate, teammate, roommate, and friend will last forever. Tim has always been there when I needed him. He is honest and trustworthy...most of the time. In short, Tim is a great guy and he has found a great girl in Cindy. Alas, let us toast Tim and Cindy. May they live a long life together filled with love and laughter. May their joys be many and their troubles few. Congratulations.
desi
to the happiness.
Kelly Dyer
Charlotte, NC USA
Congratulations on the termination of your isolation, and may I express my appreciation of your determination to end the desparation and frustration that has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make this unification and bring an accumulation to the population. So as I end my toast to this occasion, and wrap up my salutation, I raise my glass to this combination, and bid good luck to the consumation! So cheers, and on with the celebration!
Alex
U.S.
Here's to... a long life... and a merry one. a quick death... and an easy one. a beautiful woman... and a true one. a cold beer... and another one!
Big Daddy
Ontario Canada
Every new beggining comes from some other begginings end
Amy St. Aubin
Wixom, MI USA
My favorite toast was given by my brother-in-law at our wedding.
This is my husband's oldest brother who was of course his best man. His speech went as so.... It took my brother 19 years of beatings, of arguments and of threats for him to figure out who the best man really is. Everyone roared. Once that died down he did turn serious and follow-up his best man speech with... I wish Amy and Jerry nothing but the best. I hope you two have nothing but good times ahead. Always love each other, always respect each and always be there for each other.
benier koranache
...and a bride and groom are indeed good friends. For good friends, come not with time, but with trust. cheers.
Michelle
Pickering Canada
If love makes the world go around, you two should make it spin!!!
Peter Marshall
London UK
Ladies and gentlemen, a toast; my best friends new best friend
Carrie Hebert
Dallas Texas
May good fortune precede you. May love walk with you. May good friends follow you.
Douglas A. Gray
For a batchelor party: "To our wives and lovers -- may they never meet."
Elena Tolstaya
Moscow Russia
There were two birds sitting in the tree branches vis-a-vis.
This is to the wind, which rose and joined their lips.
Joseph Barr
Carmel, In U S A
May the best day of the past be the worst day of your future
Chris Mummert
Harrisburg, PA USA
To Stacy and Chris On your wedding day As your best man I wanted to say That I've known you both For such a long time That you've grown to be Special friends of mine. I've known Stacy through many Triumphs and tears, And Chris after drinking Beer upon beer. You're both special to me In ways unique, Each with different pastimes My interests you peak. Chris likes sport'n, politics, Stacy and such, Stacy likes people, parties And Chris very much. But you have interests that Are similar too, You go camping and sight see And have many friends who On this day are happy That you found each other, And want you to know As we celebrate together, In hard times and good We will be there, To lend you support And show that we care. And we all hope that your lives Will be filled with the best Happiness, love, Health and success.
Brian Toronyi
Denver USA
Alot of people asked me a couple of months ago if I was surprised that my brother is getting married. To be honest I answered no most of the time. This is due to the fact that my brother has had a girlfriend since the age of 12. Also my brother did not surprise me when he became engaged because in middle school he took a Sex Education class. And when it came time to take the final he studied so hard for that test. He had my father even come upstairs and help him study for the test. He was up all night, I know this because later that night I had to take a leak and he was still up studying for the test. Needless to say that story helps to reinforce my notion of me being not surprised about him getting married.
Anyway, I would like to say that Kim(the bride) is a very beautiful young woman and
I wish them the best of luck in the world.
Joseph G. Longo
Middletown, Pa. U.S.A.
Craig and Jeanne, Enjoy the moment.. for as this moment is, may your life be.. with happiness, love, excitement and children….. Salute
iwana tinkle
alaska usa
cinnamon toast !!!!uh eat some cake or something now
Shawn Perkins
Portsmouth, NH usa
May your refridgerator always be filled with Budweiser, and may all of your up's and down's be under the covers.
B. Latham
Reading,MA
____ and I want to thank you for joining us to honor _____ and ____ at this rehersal party. As ____ was getting older we wondered to whon he would be attracted. We also wondered who would be attracted to him. Needless to say, we could not be happier than with _______. She is a wonderful woman. For this we must and do that _____ and _____, her parents. I would like to propose the following toast: May you live in harmony, happiness and health. May you experience the joy of seeying your children well-wed.
Sue Davis
Thomasville, GA USA
To (Groom & Bride) May love, hope, and happiness continue to guide each of you as the journey you have embarked upon can lead to many different paths, but with God's guidance, family love, and friends support; no matter what path you take it will be togather, because as this day (Groom & Bride) you have become as one Mr & Mrs.________.
Gordon Scott
London, On Canada
From the best man to the groom: Well I took Bob to the drugstore today before the ceremony and as we walked past the condom section he had a few questions. "What are all these condoms for", Bob asked. "Well you see that 3 pack there. That's for when your in High School. One for Friday night and two for Saturday night." I respond. "Oh I see," Bob says, "and what is the 6 pack for?" "Well Bob that's for when your in college. 2 for Friday night. 3 for Saturday night and one for Sunday morning." I say. "Ok but then what the heck is the 12 pack for" Bob asks with a confused look on his face. "Oh that's for when you get married. One for January, One for February, One for March....." Ha ha
Marc kleye
Cape Town South Africa
Anton(Groom), Wanda(Bride), there are those who will tell you that single life is the only way to go, while it can be said that single life is more glitzy and glamorous, it is only flash not substance, you two begin the journey that proves the rewards of marriage are the most valuable. With that said, may your arguments be as long as my New Years resolutions, more importantly may the most you ever wish for be the least you ever receive, and finally to fate that brought you two together, and to love that may keep you happy forever.
Marc kleye
Cape Town South Africa
Anton(Groom), Wanda(Bride), there are those who will tell you that single life is the only way to go, while it can be said that single life is more glitzy and glamorous, it is only flash not substance, you two begin the journey that proves the rewards of marriage are the most valuable. With that said, may your arguments be as long as my New Years resolutions, more importantly may the most you ever wish for be the least you ever receive, and finally to fate that brought you two together, and to love that may keep you happy forever.
William F. Donehoo
Elmhurst, IL USA
Let their love endure beyond the last sunset
brock howard
Sebeka MN
Best man had old girlfriends return keys to groom, and the final lover was a guy, acting all embarrassed
Rocky Barrett
Shawnee, Okla. USA
"Here's to the prettiest,here to the wittiest, Here's to the truest of all who are true, Here's to the neatest one, here's to the sweetest one, Here's to them in one - here's to you." (by Groucho Marks)
Clancy Wiggum
Springfield, IL USA
Here's to (Groom)! We always pegged him as someone that would get one of those mailorder brides. Tonight, he has done almost as well.
Larry Buchanan
Austin Texas USA
For Jill and Matt Hughes (8-8-98) Rehearsal Dinner Toast.............. Well MATT and JILL the time must be getting close!! Here we are at the rehearsal dinner after hours of practicing toward making tomorrow ³the real day² one of your most memorable days. ...... And I¹m sure it will be. Then comes Sunday and each day of you married life!! Packing, driving,unpacking , decorating your new home -- working together, laughing together and learning more and more about each other. Practicing to make each tense moment laughable, each setback bearable, practicing to make each day perfect. But we all know that practice is not always perfect and practice does not always make perfect. There will be less than perfect times MATT YOU NEED TO SHARPEN YOUR SKILLS ON ....... Mind Reading.................. ..... at no time and under no circumstances will the female let the male know what she wants. The car is empty..........Go fill it up, who cares if the Broncos game is tied..... I need wedding shoes.......the other 40 pair are the wrong shade of white.................. JILL YOU NEED TO.................... Remember.......... .......Men never need to ask for directions they just drive until they find the place.... .....the correction position of the toilet seat is up .....not to mess with the remote controls...it¹s a ³guy² thing MATT - JILL --- just like today as we practiced for tomorrow each day of your glorious married life will be to build a better tomorrow Heres to many years of fun filled practice.
Larry Buchanan
Austin Texas USA
For Jill and Matt Hughes (8-8-98) Best Man Toast-(I was also the grooms dad....) I would like to propose a toast the bride and groom. However, I would like to take a few minutes to start Jill and Matt on the path to a happy successful union, with just a few suggestions. Always love each other. Always respect each and Always be there for each other, May the best day of the past be the worst day of your future . .....and a bride and groom are indeed best friends. For good friends, come not with time, but with trust. Our love to the both of you............... cheers.
dennie finn
portmore jamaica
marriage has 4-p's pray together play " plan " produce together
Rob Bruner
Cedar Falls IA USA
(Great for math teachers) May your love be added May it never be subtracted May your household multiply And may your hearts never be divided
john
abington, pa
Congradulations......Lets eat!
Big Art
Willow Grove, PA
Hey, your brides got nice ones.
e.elicksen
edmonton CANADA
CHERISH THE MOMENTS FOR THEY MAKE FOR A LIFETIME OF LOVE
Uncle Pat
clifton, va USA
To Janice & Jeremy, May the Lord keep and bless thee and May your marriage be viewed as a shining example of love, honor and faithfulness. Love , Uncle Pat.
B. Conner
As only one of your friends who have been married for at least (XX) years I want to tell you thaty the road to that point is often bumpy but the journey is well worth it! Here's to love, life, and happiness!
Walter Boomsma
Ocean View NJ USA
To a great fisherman and his best catch ever.
Chris MacDonald
May you be friends to each other as only lovers can; and may you love each other as only best friends can.
Chris MacDonald
To the best of gals and the best of guys; you're the best of matches, clearly; so may the memories made on your wedding night be ones you'll treasure dearly.
Auckland N Zealand
Wholemeal
Ken Kinsey-Quick
Paris France
May you live each day like your last, and live each night like your first.
ANDRE GOVINE
FAIRMONT/W.V. U.S.A.
FRIENDS AND LOVERS BY ANDRE GOVINE FRIENDS ARE PEOPLE THAT YOU KNOW AND TRUST, THROUGH THICK AND THIN FRIENDS ARE A MUST FRIENDS ARE PEOPLE THAT YOU KNOW TO WELL, THAT WOULD PICK YOU UP AFTER YOU FELL FRIENDS ARE THESE TWO THAT JOINED TODAY, THESE FRIENDS ARE TRUE AND I MUST SAY THAT ITS OK FOR FRIENDS TO CRY, LAUGH, CHEER, OR DRY YOUR EYES JAMES AND SUSAN OR SUSAN AND JAMES EITHER OR CAUSE FRIENDS ARE ONE OF THE SAME FRIENDS LISTEN WELL BECAUSE FRIENDS DO CARE, FRIENDS NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU REALLY ARE THERE JAMES AND SUSAN ARE VERY GOOD FRIENDS, AND FRIENDSHIP LASTS TO THE END THEY PLAY, LAUGH, AND LIVE THEIR LIVES, AS A UNIT AND THAT'S NO SUPRISE THEIR TIME TOGETHER HAS BEEN UNIQUE, AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP HAS NEVER EVEN REACHED ITS PEAK I KNOW OF FRIENDSHIP AND IT IS PLAIN TO SEE, AND LUCKY THAT THEY FOUND A FRIEND IN ME I WISH THEM WELL AND HOPE THEY GROW, TO REACH THE HIGHEST MOUNTAINS ALL COVERED IN SNOW TO JAMES AND SUSAN WHOM ARE MY FRIENDS, MAY YOU LIVE HAPPILLY FOREVER FROM YOUR FRIEND I GOT THIS POEM NOT FROM THE WEB, A BOOK, THE PAST, JUST FROM MY HEART AND HEAD. SO NOW IS THE TIME THAT WE LOVE THE MOST, MAY GOD WATCH YOU AND BLESS YOU FOREVER WITH THIS TOAST. MAY YOU STAY FRIENDS FOREVER AND MAY TOMMORROWS TOMMORROW BE BETTER THAN TODAY. TO FRIENDS AND LOVERS CHEERS
Jim
I have spent a lot of time trying to figure out what to say for this toast. After a lot of thought I thing I have finnally come up with the perfect toast. But I decided to save it for your next wedding.
Will Nash
Manassas, VA USA
Fresh Horses and Beer for all the men For Tonight We Ride!
Walter Adams
Orlando, Fl USA
When God made men, he made them with string He had a little left over, so he gave them a little thing When God made women, he made them with lace He didn't have enough, so he gave them a space HERE IS TO SPACE!!!
David Bowen
California
A toast from the father of the groom: When you have a young son you hope when he grows up he will marry a girl who is beautiful. Then later on you think maybe he will marry a girl with a good personality. Then you hope maybe he will marry a girl who is smart. But it turns out he is smarter than you think he is and he marries a girl who has all those characteristics. We are very happy for them.
matt
14510
Why in the hell does life matter? Answer Yourself.
Josh Chambers
Missoula, MT USA
"May your love be modern enough to survive the times and old-fashioned enough to last forever."
Scott Knoop
Brunswick Ohio USA
On their wedding night, what does a polish groom give to his bride that is long and hard? His last name.
joel/miche
Costa Mesa, CA
....May you have love, health & wealth; but most importantly, may you have the time to enjoy them all...
Jan Johannes
Orange Park, FL USA
Fair winds and clear skiess.
Norman Walsh
Berlin/Maryland USA
May you grow old together on one pillow
munjal shah
bombay india
"Here's to the bride and the bridegroom, We'll ask their success in our prayers, And through life's dark shadows and sunshine That good luck may always be theirs."
David Thomas
Wilkesboro, NC USA
For The Happy Couple: Here's to the Past for all that you've learned, Here's to the Present for all that you share, Here's to the Future for all that you look forward to... TOGETHER!!
Carl
Erie, Pa US
What a great site. I put this toast together mostly with things I found here: I was told I was supposed to give some sort of toast, so…. here’s to me! In all sincerity though, before anyone is toasted (am I too late?), let me first say thank you to Mr. and Mrs. X and to Mr. and Mrs. Y for such a beautiful evening. It’s obvious you’ve put a lot of hard work into this and it’s turned out perfect. Thank you. Now, let me just say that no man is complete until he’s married – now Brian is definitely finished. Actually Brian, you are a very, very lucky man. Emily is a beautiful, intelligent, self-assured woman. And Emily, Brian is… Did I mention that you were a beautiful woman? ...well, at least we didn’t shave his head on you. So with that said, I’m afraid a long sappy poem doesn’t do much for me, so let me just begin with a blessing an end with a toast. A traditional Irish blessing: "May the road rise to meet you May the wind be ever at your back May the sun shine warm upon your face May the rain fall softly upon your fields, And until we meet again May God hold you in the hollow of his hand." And for the toast, as so eloquently put by a fine American…Groucho Marks: "Here's to the prettiest, Here’s to the wittiest, Here's to the truest of all who are true. Here's to the neatest, Here's to the sweetest, Here's to the two of you." Cheers!
Jody
Toronto Ontario Canada
My husband and I were asked to stand (at the head table). Our usher asked my husband to place his hand on top of mine he then announced that this would be the last time my husband would ever have the upper hand!!
bob winblad
stevenspointwi usa
may you both be as happy allof you lives as you are today
Dave Cartwright
Calgary, AB Canada
Here is to the groom who has never wandered here he is in all his glory. Here is to the bride who knows much better, but the grooms sticking to his story.
Michael Curran
Ottawa, ON Canada
May all of your ups and downs be in the bedroom.
kevman
st. louis, mo USA
To the bride and groom: As you slide down the bannister of life, may all the splinters be in your direction!!
DOUG BOMBARD
SYRACUSE, NEW YORK U.S.A.
STEVE AND I HAVE BEEN BEST FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME , SO LONG HIS PARENTS WERE STARTING TO WONDER IF WE WERE THE ONES GETTING MARRIED. WHEN STEVE FIRST ASKED ME TO BE HIS BEST MAN , A LITTLE PART OF ME FELT THAT SOMEHOW OUR FRIENDSHIP WOULD CHANGE. BUT I FINALLY CAME TO THE REALIZATION THAT THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD CHANGE WOULD BE , ME GAINING A VERY SPECIAL FRIEND IN TRACIE. SO TO STEVE AND TRACIE MAY YOU HAVE A LONG AND WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER. AND MAY YOU HAVE ALL THE JOY AND HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD. CONGRADULATIONS
Shannon
Any marriage older than two weeks has grounds for divorce. The trick is, and continues to be, finding grounds for marriage. -- Robert Anderson
Brian
Winnetka, CA USA
When I was given the honor of being the best man, I was besieged by emotions. I was excited at the prospect that my best friend found someone that he wanted to spend his life with and THAT actually wanted to spend her life with him return. I was also proud that he had come to a point in his life where he felt he had it all together and was ready for such a commitment. Lastly, I was terrified, I had to give a speech. (pause) Well, one thing that school taught me was to be prepared. I sought advice from numerous people and I even found advice on the net. Among the advice I was given was opening lines, jokes, what to say, what not to say, and even SAMPLE speeches. Now all the preparation in the world can’t stop the jitters, so please bear with me as I now give my speech and toast. Congratulations! Insert name of bride and groom. Oops! Congratulations, Ken and Debbie! I feel honored to be here to help celebrate this joyous occasion. I am especially honored to be here since I was the one who brought them together. Needless to say, I have known them both for quite a while. It has indeed been a privilege to know Ken these past 14 years, and I don’t think a truer friend can be found as evident in the numerous times that he has been there for me. Even when he was living in Mammoth, I knew I could count on him (pause) for at least a place to stay when I went skiing. Now as he has grown older, I have seen him hit many milestones. He graduated from Cal State Northridge after a long career as a student which lead to a successful career has a computer guy. He has even survived jumping out of a perfectly good airplane, and he has survived guerilla warfare in Newhall (okay, so it was only paintball). But the best milestone of all was that he found Debbie and that Debbie found him. Now I knew Debbie back when she was a camp counselor and the kids called her “Tweety”, and that right there told me that she could put up with Ken. And since Ken was able to put up with Debbie when Duke beat North Carolina at the buzzer for the NCAA championship, I knew that they would be together for a long time. So without further ado, everyone please raise your glass and join me in a toast to Ken and Debbie. Well being is for those that care, Prosperity is for those that try, and Happiness is for those that love. May your life together be the richest blend of all of the above.
Phil Baker
Fayetteville, NC USA
First I'll make you pay, then I'll make you swallow. Gargle it!
Robert A.Bonwell
Charleston, W.Va. U.S.A.
One for one and all for one
Steven M. Cole
Cincinnati/OH USA
1. I would like to thank all of you for coming tonight and sharing this special occasion with Karie and Matt. 2. I've known _____ for several years and am very happy to see my good friend get married to such a great girl. Ever since ____ and ____ met, they have been inseperable. I have seen their love for each other grow stronger and stronger through some very rough times. 3. Tonight, I would like to offer _____ and _____ an Old Irish Blessing that has been passed down to me from my family. ______ and ____ May the road rise to meet you May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rain fall soft upon your fields, And until we meet again May God hold you in the hollow of his hand. 4. Thank you _____ for being such a good friend over the years. I wish you and ________ the best of luck in the future. 5. And finally, In closing, To _____ and ______: May all your Ins and Outs, Ups and Downs, be between the Sheets……………….Cheers!!!
Lee WD
Lancs UK
To my wife, you are the final piece in my puzzle, making me complete and content.
Doug Setley
St. Paul, MN USA
For the avid sailors out there; May all your waters be deep, and your channels be wide!
Michael Condon
Mt. Pleasant, SC USA
It is only right that we should toast the bride and groom and their parents; but we should also toast each of you here. You have come to help us celebrate this special occasion of those we love and who love each other. By your presence, you show your friendship and love and bring even greater joy for all of us. We have made new friends because of the love we share for these to be married. We are all God's children and extend our families love and friendship to each of you. Thank you for your love and kindness.
Jack
May your happiness be never ending!!
Bailey Early
Raleigh/NC US
May all of your ups & downs be between the sheets!
Florence
Eugene OR USA
My husband said gave this toast to his best friend and bride at their wedding. He was so nervous. He teared up when he practiced the toast. Steve was Jeff like the brother he never had. The best part was at the end when Jeff said: If Steve is half as good as a friend as he is a busband, then Kelli is a truly lucky bride.
Tom Tener
Town & Country, MO USA
Here's to our wives and our sweethearts ... May they never meet
Doug & Marilyn Scheaffer
Fort Lauderdale, FL USA
To our parents on our wedding's eve- Although our thoughts are filled with visions of tomorrow, we cannot help but look back to yesterday. You have given us so many things over the years, never thinking of yourselves, only us. Our greatest wish has been for you to be with us as we begin our lives together. So, for all of the gifts we have received from you in the past, and for today and tomorrow, we thank you. Your being here is the greatest gift of all.
Richard Stockton
New York, NY USA
Here's to the groom with bride so fair, And here's to the bride with groom so rare!
Kelly
May all your joy..be true joy and All your pain...be champagne!!! Best Wishes to the bride and groom
Chris Hart
Oxford, PA USA
Let me begin by saying I;m very honored to be here as your best man tonight . For those of you who don't know me ImChis Scott's Cousin, Throughout our childhood Scott I can remember many hapy memories we shared together like summr vacations to m parents place i Maine, trashbags of presents delivered on the holidays and even secret handshakes
PAMMY
Columbia, SC USA
Here's to the duck that lives on the pond May he never lose a feather. If none of us get laid tonight, May we drink this drink forever! May prostitution rise And virginity decline And may SOB become a household word!
Andy & Julia
Glen Carbon Il usa
To Andy and Julia, may you live a long loving and prosperios life togather, may you both enjoy all happiness and joy this world has to bring and what god has joined a one let no man set apart. 11/17/98
Rajesh Bhaghat
Madison, TX USA
Butt, Butt here's to space and happiness
Jim Lang
West Chester, OH USA
With the help of this web site I recently delivered the following speech: Wedding Speech Margaret & Tim - November 14, 1998 Opening: Tonight it is my great honor and privilege to speak to you as Margaret’s Brother and welcome everyone to Margaret & Tim’s Wedding Reception. For my entire family, I would like to thank everyone for being here on this special day and evening. Many people traveled here from far away and we appreciate you taking the time to join us today and tonight. Our family has grown the past few years and especially this year and I am glad to welcome another male into the fold. Dad, I think we have almost evened up the sides and someday we may outnumber them. Thank You: Today is a very special day for Margaret and Tim and I do want to extend a very special thank you to: Father ________ & St. ______________ for a beautiful ceromony today. The Groom's entire Family. We really enjoyed the Rehearsal Dinner last night. Margaret: I would like to tell you a little bit about my sister Margaret now. Enthusiasm, Leadership and Determination are three words that describe Margaret. Margaret enters everything she does with enthusiasm. This allows her to get the most enjoyment possible out of life. Skiing is a skill Margaret has mastered and her enthusiasm for the sport shows in how she describes a typical day on the slopes. ‘Greatest’, ‘Unbelievable’, ‘The Best’, ‘Totally Awesome’, and ‘Kick Ass’ are common terms Margaret has used. I know because I am usually trying to catch my breath while she says these things. She is always enjoying what she does and her enthusiasm spreads to others quickly. We have always loved this quality in Margaret. Margaret is a real strong leader - at Summer Camp she would have the whole cabin and the counselor following her around after just a few hours. This quality has helped Margaret to meet many people and make friends very quickly. Margaret has always been surrounded by friends - Many who are here tonight. I remember seeing Margaret as we were growing up surrounded by close friends - all the time. Margaret is a very determined person - I remember when Margaret graduated early from Homestead High School and left Mom and Dad’s house to go to Paris. At seventeen years old that showed real determination. This characteristic has helped Margaret to see more than many people her age. Everyone in my family has special stories of things we have done with Margaret and cherish the memories. One thing is clear in our family and my sisters and I all agree - Margaret is a terrific sister. Tim and Margaret: Tim and Margaret, we look forward to having many new stories and memories of special moments with you as you begin your life together. We each have some stories already and we will spare you from sharing these at this time. Tim, we welcome you into our family. Margaret we are all very happy for you and your husband today and very proud of you. Irish Blessing: In closing, our family is Irish on our Mother's side and mostly Irish on our Dad's side and I think it’s appropriate to quote this Irish Blessing to Margaret and Tim: “May the road rise to meet you May the wind be ever at your back May the sun shine warm upon your face May the rain fall softly upon your fields, And until we meet again May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.” Please join me toasting the Bride and Groom - Margaret and Tim.
Me
Balto Md
Toast givin at a wedding where the best man was the groom's brother: Josh you've always been like a brother to me...
J. Duick
Tulsa, OK USA
When children find true love - Parents find great joy. To your love and our joy!
Diana
Carson USA
From Doddie's Bridesmaid Gay Wedding December 5th, 1998 Laguna Beach, CA Love is a flower you must carefully tend so may you always be each other's best friend. Tend your love with warm smiles and laughter and may good fortune fill your "ever after". Be a shelter to each other when life is unkind and to each other's "faults", be a little blind. Enjoy the moments both large and small and be it known that all present will help if you fall. May you always be lovers, but most of all friends and share with each other whatever life sends. But when times are hard and things don't go your way remember the words you spoke here today. If everyone would now raise their glasses and join me in a toast....To Kelley and Doddie: We are all here together today to share in celebrating your love and commitment for each other. Best wishes to you both - and may your love be long lived. Cheers!
Maggy Carter
California U.S.A.
To Nikki and Adam on this special day. May you always wear "blue movies", at least don't make him wear a thong, and I hope you break a few more beds over the years. Have fun. God Bless. P.S. Just don't let your kids know how you acted in HighSchool. You'll never live it down.
Anne Gent
Prince Albert, Sask Canada
As you look out at the faces of your friends and family in front of you, always rememeber that everyone of us is behind you wherever life may take you. To The bride!
Richard Hill
Ventura, CA usa
I'll drink to the girl who will, I'll drink to the girl who won't...but never to the girl who says she will, then later decides she won't. But, from the break of day to the wee hours of the night, I'll drink to the girl who says "I never have, but just for you I might'.
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