Jerry
To our beautiful Bride;
May she always stay happy and nice;
With all her love in her eyes;
Not to mention being so witty and wise;
Of that no one can deny;
Specially by the groom, that's why.
And to our handsome Groom;
May he stay as romantic and true;
A husband the role he will assume;
Tell him, for he has no clue;
Everyday a flower or some perfume;
To make her smile and never be blue.
Jim Morrison
East York, Ontario Canada
I can only hope that you will be
as Happy in life
as me and "What's her Name?"
Sarah Johnson
Victoria Canada
May your boots never get dusty and your guns
never get rusty!
Jim Edwards
Emporia, Kansas
May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.
lilly clifford
hazleton. pa usa
health to you
wealth to you
the best that life can give to you
happiness be true to you and life be long and good to you
so here's to the groom with the bride so fair
and here's to the bride with the groom so rare
may every day be happier than the last
Donn Huckle
Strathroy, Ontario Canada
Here's to your health if your blood's good,
And here's to your blood if your health's good,
Here's to your blood and here's to your health
And here's to your bloody good health.
Mark
Beaverton/OR USA
May the happiness you feel today pale in comparison
to the happiness you feel fifty years from now.
laura
atlanta
New love is silver,
Wait for the west;
Old love is gold love,
Old love is best.
Julie
An Old Irish Wedding Blessing:
May God be with you and bless you.
May you see your children's children.
May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings.
May you know nothing but happiness from this day forward.
Toastmaster
Midland, MI. U.S.A
Live the Good Life!
Eileen Nikola
Brewster, New York U.S.A.
Marriage, graveyard of love affair.
Rena
NY US
No matter what you say or do, always remember that you
love each other.
Nigel
Turramurra, Sydney Australia
May you love your husband,
and you love your wife,
like Jesus loves you both
Bob Walton
Oskaloosa, Ia. USA
Friends may come and friends may go.
Some friends peter out you know.
But I'll be your friend through thick or thin.
Peter out, or peter in.
thomas & niamh
dublin ireland
to patsy and eoghan, all you need is love
Cory Brady
Memphis/TN USA
May all your pleasures become habits;
And all your habits become legal.
Patti
Madison Heights, MI USA
Here's to lying, cheating, and stealing,
May you lie only to your enemies, cheat only death,
and steal only each other's hearts
Joy-Abel
Welcome to the next chapter in life! Be sure it's a happy ending.
ARMANDO PADIN
MIAMI FL
WISHING THEM THE BEST IN THE WORLD AND
HOPE THEY WILL BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES
Dave
LaGrande, Oregon USA
May your love for each other grow like a rose and
bloom.
Tina Weber
Ontario Canada
Bride's toast to groom (or vise versa):
Never Above You,
Never Below You,
Always Beside You.
Perry M.
North York, Ontario Canada
(toast to bride or groom from good friends)
With a past like ours, who needs a future?
Well my friend, yours is sitting beside you!
Jayne McElheney
Orange, VA USA
Here's to John & Jan....
may you have many years of good health and happiness,
and to you Jan...
THANKS FOR BEING THE ASPIRIN TO MY HEADACHE!!!!!!!
(From brother of the groom to the bride)
Collins Morrison
May all your takeoffs equal your landings.
RML
Royal Oak, MI
"Standing at the crossroads,
trying to read the sign,
to tell me which way I should go to find the answer,
and all the time I know,
just plant your love and let it grow"
from "Let it Grow", Eric Clapton
Doug Batey
Gig Harbor, WA USA
May you always be each other's best friend,
May your honeymoon be filled with smiles & laughter,
And may you live happily married ever after.
Signed on: Tue Apr 15 00:17:23 EDT 1997
anthony
San Diego CA US
Your mother in law is always right!
Big Ben
Odessa, FL USA
Here's to the cut that never heals,
The more you rub it the better it feels.
You can rub it and scrub it and give it hell,
But you can't get rid of the goddamn smell.
Signed on: Sun Apr 20 12:45:50 EDT 1997
Ed Barbanell
SLC, UT USA
Here's to Bread! It makes the best Taost!
david webb
md us
To marriage: an exercise that works every muscle in the human spirit.
Mike Wiley
Maumee, OH USA
May you always look into each other's eyes as you did the night you first met.
Martin Fulcrum
Richmond
Rub a dub dub...thanks for the grub. Yeah God!
Let's Eat
Richard Bernard
Oxford England
Don't look for the perfect spouse in each other, try to be the perfect spouse for each other.
Laurie Mattos
San Jose, CA USA
May your marriage be like a fine wine, getting better and better with age.
Jim Jablonski
Calumet City, Il.
Here's to (couple's names)...
May your years together be as wonderful as today.
May your sorrows be few and your joys countless.
And may a flight of angels carry you as one from from this day forward.
JOHN WILHELM
WHITBY, ONTARIO CANADA
MAY YOU LIVE LONG & HAPPY LIVES AND MAY YOUR CHILDREN GROW UP TO BECOME EVEN HALF THE PERSON AS THEIR UNCLE JOHN.
Sandra
NY US
Happiness to the couple.
RICH
PHILADELPHIA, PA U.S.A.
DRINK ONLY THE BEST:
SMOKE ONLY THE FINEST:
LAY ONLY THE SWEETEST:
AND LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO PARTY WITH YOUR KIDS!
Drew Kieffer
To for Better or for Worse. May your Lives together be Far Better than Worse.
Ken
Dallas, TX USA
Fout secrets to a happy life:
Lie, Cheat, Steal, and Drink.
When you lie, you lie to save a friend.
When you cheat, you cheat death.
When you steal, you steal a young maiden's heart.
When you drink, you drink amounst friends.
Mike Stuart Jones
California USA
Here's to you and here's to me and all that I have
turned out to be. And if you don't like me, well,
fuck you, here's to me....
John Wayne Bobbitt
Intercourse, PA USA!
Here's to the gal I married at sea
It seems she took a part of me.
No, not my heart (though thank the fates)
and now I can't even masturbate!
So to all you guys at the altar today
just put the brakes on! Run away!
For on this matter I won't jest
for I've been rendered 'memberless'.
Glenn
Pocomoke City, Maryland USA
Here's to Heat! Not the kinda Heat that ignites
and brings down shanty's but the kinda Heat that
ignites and brings down Panties.
Paul A. Luis
Toronto, Ontario Canada
May love always be in your minds, in you bodies
but most of all......in your hearts!
God bless
It isn't my favourite toast, but it's my toast.
Obrigado!
jenny
winston-salem nc usa
here's to you and here's to me and if by chance we disagree, fuck you and here's to me.
Stu Palermo
New Orleans, LA USA
When I think of Mike, one thing comes to mind: FIRE, no really, I mean FIRE!
Ingiting, cobmustion, burning flames
At age 7, Mike tried to burn down my backyard playhouse.
By age 14, we had to notify the national forest service whenever we took Mike camping.
At age 16, Mike was the first person ever to light a metal street sign.
By age 19, all of our friends can show a ?Mike?s fireworks scar.?
Even tonight, when mike went to light the unity candle,
I looking around the church for where the fire extinguishers were located.
But tonight, Mike didn't just light a candle.
Mike lit a fire in a young lady?s eyes,
and a torch which will serve as an example to all of his friends.
Mike and Janie,
may your new life be as intense as a roaring fire,
may it burn as long as the fiery sun in the sky,
and may your troubles float away like ashes in the night air.
Judy Fonseca
Waukegan, IL USA
"Here's to marriage, that happy state that resembles a pair of scissors: 'So joined that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet punishing anyone who comes between them.'" - Sydney Smith
Kristi
TN
We drink to the men who are big,
We drink to the men who are small,
We drink to the men who say they are big,
But really aren't at all.
But the men we raise our glasses to
In the middle of the night,
Are the men who go from small to big,
And slide it in just right!
Joe Marchitto
West Paterson, N.J. U.S.
May good fortune precede you.
May love walk with you.
May good friends follow you.
Dustin Farrel
NJ
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